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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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10 May 2026
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Sweet Salazar, was she in fucking heat or something?
Pansy was objectively attractive. She knew this. She took meticulous care of herself and learned how to best flaunt her curves. But she couldn’t recall ever feeling irresistible. This sudden pull in every direction was new...yet not unpleasant.
Maybe she needed to move to Italy.
Or: The day after Hermione and Draco's wedding in Positano, Pansy suddenly finds herself racking up more O's than she can count after sexting the wrong number.
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04 May 2026
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A Harp Strummed by a Heavenly Hand by TheSpicyPiscean
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
18 Sep 2024
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The music between Nesta and Cassian’s souls is always out of tune when they are apart. This keeps Nesta up at night, so she attempts to remedy the situation by winnowing to him. However, instead of appearing before her mate she instead lands herself in a dangerous situation. Nesta gets injured, and Cassian helps her recover and encourages her to master the art of winnowing. Restoring the harmony between them.
Nessian Week 2024 | Day 3: Symphony | Post ACOSF | Dual POV
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- Part 3 of Nessian Week 2024
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23 Mar 2026
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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29 Jan 2026
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once again as in olden days by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando) for TheTeaQueen
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Dec 2025
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On a bitterly cold and snowy December night, Cassian, fresh out of postwar Japan and desperate for a little peace, finds solace in a familiar bar. He’s just looking for some quiet and some safety; he’s not expecting to be knocked senseless by the woman who comes in like hell on heels.
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29 Dec 2025