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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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In which Shane has a one night stand and tries to find him through twitter.
Shane @ShaneH24
Dear twitter, i am looking for a guy that fucked me super duper well on the 14th september around 1am. He had golden curly hair and his ass was huge and he was hot. Also 6ft.
Please and thanks,
The guy who needs to be railed again.Series
- Part 1 of Hollanov Social Media AUs
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"I've thought about it. Maybe it’s time I retired my glasses," he said.
Shane Hollander dominates the rink - and now he’s setting his sights on the next challenge: his vision. It looks like the NHL star is gearing up for LASIK surgery.
Read the full story here: HotTake.com/hollander-lasik-interview #ByeByeGlasses
Shane Hollander might get LASIK, rendering his glasses completely useless - and so, Ilya Rozanov is about to make it everyone's fucking problem.
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- Part 2 of felt cute, might delete
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12 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander's biceps break the internet by Venefiquee_14
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Hudson william’s gymshark ad but its shane hollander’s and the internet implodes also Ilya fights back. Thats the whole fic
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Lena @hollanderwifee → retweeting @GymShark’s post
HOLY SHITT?!?! ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?!?!
Tay-Tay @centaursisgay
No fr he CANNOT fight us all
Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
Yes I can, who said I can’t tf -
The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.