Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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A physician has no place among the dwellings of the dead, and yet the living are ever only a single step ahead.
(In which Wang Yao is a palace physician, a graverobber, and a heretic, not necessarily in that order.)
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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- 14,345
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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Batman Beyond: Days of Future Past by blackdragonhellfire
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Batman: The Animated Series
10 Feb 2024
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Terry McGinnis has dealt with the consequences of the Joker's Madness on the Old Man's (his) Family.
Now, stuck a good 15 years before he was even born, he's dealing with them firsthand, and learning just how much they turned Old Man Wayne into who he was.
(In which Terry puts his Joker beating up skills to good use, even though he really isn't supposed to mess with the timeline.)
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- Part 1 of The DCJU: Earth 12.5
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Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
11 Jun 2026
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The dialogue of Severus Snape from all the books + how he looks and common tones he uses + all the points he has taken and detentions he has given
Here to help fellow fans who might be writing stories with Snape set during Harry's years and need canon words but can't/don't want to search the book.
I own Harry Potter merch. Everything else belongs to J K Rowling
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- Part 3 of Help with Harry
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
10 Jun 2026
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At 8:17 PM, when Severus Snape opened the door to his flat in Muggle London, the last thing he expected to find was the past waiting for him.
or, in which some nights are forgettable, this was not one of them.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
10 Jun 2026
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Severus Snape, by some miracle, has been givin another chance at life- and this time he will use it as selfishly as possible. Waking up in the past, he decides to up and leave everythig behind after his last year at Hogwarts. Or at least he tries to.
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Severus Snape decides to start a new life and finally indulge in everything he wanted to and once couldn't. That is until he inevitably gets dragged back to Wizarding Britain.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
10 Jun 2026
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Being subjected to the nuisances of every reanimated portrait in one's office at a critical moment can reanimate anyone's fury, and Headmaster Severus Snape cannot hope to consider himself the exception. He still maintains, however, that Phineas Nigellus Black deserves it.
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Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
10 Jun 2026