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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    There were easier ways for him to get what he was after. But wartime programming and too much time spent behind enemy lines found him prying back the vent on the ceiling amidst the crates in storage and scuttling into the ductwork.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    In the aftermath of their base being attacked, Jazz makes it his mission to make sure Prowl takes a break before he collapses.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    This is not a proper fic.

    This is a chronological collection of headcanons about the Datsun brothers growing up together for a hyperthetical fic that I will never write.

    Still, I thought you guys might get some enjoyment out of these short scenes.

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Prowl finds himself just four metres from the altar at a shotgun wedding between Optimus Prime and Megatron as a result of four things.

    One, the war is over. Two, Autobot and Decepticon badges do not exist anymore. Three, Optimus Prime mentioned he was the sire of Megatron's not-so-secret carriage. And Four, Prowl was asked to be his best mech, and couldn't say no because Jazz had looked sad when he tried to.

    Which is to say, there are five reasons Prowl is at this wedding; the final being the fact he is in love with Jazz and has no slagging clue.

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Jazz ain't the smartest guy ever, but man he really beefed it this time. This definitely takes the cake.
    Like, he's beefed it so hard 'beefed' doesn't even begin to cover how badly he's whiffed this one.

    Ya ever get sucked through a wormhole and then immediately just make assumptions and get distracted by a cool guy in a mecha suit? Then ya start dating the cool guy in a mecha suit and then ya realize oh shit that ain't a mecha suit-

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    23 Jun 2026