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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
30 Aug 2021
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Coveted by OptimisticBeth
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
21 Sep 2021
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Rey has never wanted nor needed a mate. So when it gets out that her new Pack Leader, Ben, is determined to claim her, she’s horrified to find that not only does she have to fend him off but all the strange alphas who come sniffing around.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
04 Feb 2021
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Hannibal smells her first. Nearly buried beneath the pungency of the cheap colognes mounted on a nearby display case is something totally incongruous: the sticky-sweet dough scent of the cinnamon pretzels sold down on the mall’s first level. He parts the suits with both hands, hangers squeaking on the bar, and looks down at the young girl squatting on the floor in the middle of the rack.
Or, Will loses his daughter at the mall. Hannibal returns her to him.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
25 Feb 2019
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"If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."
His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.
“Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”
Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.
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we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like_A_Dove
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Dec 2018
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Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”
Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”
His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”
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Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.
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- Part 1 of we could plant a house
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- 59/59
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
04 Jan 2019
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You've Become My Favourite Sin by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Feb 2018
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If asked, Peter would say that about eighty-seven percent of the time, Wade is a much, much better man than people give him credit for. Than he gives himself credit for, even. The other thirteen percent, well, the jury’s still out, but Peter has a sneaking suspicion that he’s going to figure it out sooner than later.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
31 Dec 2018
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Sugar, Sugar by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
31 May 2018
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Peter has a new bedroom set, an expensive laptop, and a theory that needs testing.
Inspired by this post ♥
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Bookmarked by Bad_Humour
29 Dec 2018
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Chris pinches the bridge of his nose and says, "You're telling me you want to fuck the nanny?"
"Don't be ridiculous, it's nothing as stereotypical as that, Christopher. This isn't porn. I want to seduce her," Peter says.
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A Stetopher nanny AU that wasn't really asked for.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
12 Sep 2018
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The Trouble with Threesomes and Supernatural Soul Mates by Akira_of_the_Twilight
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Feb 2015
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Peter looked at Stiles from the corner of his blue eyes and smirked. Stiles swore he saw a flash of red Peter’s eyes, but it might of have been his brain’s lack of oxygen making him hallucinate. “I’m looking for my soul mate. Christopher Argent. I believe he volunteered to be taken in for questioning.”
An iron fist clenched Stiles' heart. This man was Argent’s—Christopher’s soul mate?
Stiles stared at the Peter’s wrist, examining every detail of Peter's soul mark. Stiles couldn’t find anything different between his and the blond’s.
Stiles lifted his hand and ghosted his fingers along Peter’s forearm.
It was lightning all over again, and Stiles yanked his hand back, only to have it caught in an unbreakable grip.
Frosty blue eyes burrowed into Stiles', and he couldn’t stop himself from gulping. The smirk on Peter’s lips grew as the corner of his mouth quirked higher, and he drew Stiles’ hand close to his face.
Peter’s nostrils flared slightly as he stared at Stiles’ soul mark. He pulled Stiles forward, pressing soft lips to Stiles wrist.
“Now what would your name be?” Peter purred.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
20 Jun 2018
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45th President of the United States, Catherine Jane Grant, is entering the third year of her first term. Enter Myriad International, the country's most formidable environmental lobbying group, and their newest recruit: Kara Danvers.
With an ill-timed remark in a White House meeting, Kara makes an impression on Cat, who isn't about to let being President stop her pursuing the first woman in years to intrigue her. Can they overcome their political conflict to get closer?
Plot broadly lifted from Sorkin's 'The American President' :)
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
29 Nov 2017
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
20 Nov 2017
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Will wonders what constitutes good prey, and answers his own question—a high risk, a good chase, a hard kill. Tangentially he asks, “What’s the longest something’s survived you?”
Hannibal says, “Never through the night.”
Or, Will encounters a creepy stray and discovers the truth about Hannibal.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
16 Aug 2017
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Seventeen year-old Lance is as horny as they come and desperate for some action... A very particular kind of action... Of the male variety. Not that he's ready to admit that to anyone! He's barely accepted it himself!
His plan: Get his hands on a fake ID, hit some clubs, and relieve some of that pesky sexual tension. And maybe also figure out if this attraction to men thing is really for him. Not everything goes according to plan though, as Lance's desperation and naiveté quickly get him in over his head, especially with a very pretty, silver-haired stranger.
This is Lance's story of being stuck in the awkward no man's land of not being kid anymore but not quite being an adult either. And at that age, if you're not careful, you just might end up fucked.
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- Part 3 of Please Drink Responsibly
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
12 Aug 2017
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The team finding Keith's dad on the opposite side of the universe from earth was probably not on the list of things Lance expected. That list usually included intolerable food goo, some fighting, being hopelessly in love with his team leader who couldn't care any less, cool explosions... If he needs a new normal though, something to distract him from that third fact, he's glad it's Keith's hot as hell cowboy dad. Not his problem if Keith has an aneurism every time Lance mutters 'daddy' within 500 yards of him, and if Shiro seems weirdly pissed too? Well. That's not Lance's problem either.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
06 Aug 2017
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
05 Aug 2017
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“We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly.
“Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie.
Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles—
Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder.
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
31 Jul 2017
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In Laura's defence, she had no idea Carmilla was her student before she slept with her.
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10 Jul 2017
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24 Jun 2017
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
03 Mar 2017
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Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.
But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
23 Oct 2016