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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Love this trope

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    With only ten days until an asteroid wipes out humanity, Sakusa Kiyoomi reluctantly agrees to escort Hinata Natsu across Japan to reunite her with her brother. The catch? He has to spend the end of the world with the one person he hates most: his ex-boyfriend Miya Atsumu.

    A SakuAtsu retelling of “The End of the World, With You.”

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    06 May 2026

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    Shane sat on the edge of the lounger, his eyes fixed on Ilya’s hands as he rolled. He was in total awe. Watching Ilya was like watching a master craftsman; there was a fluid sort of grace to the way his large, scarred fingers manipulated the delicate paper. The hands that spent all winter punching pucks and shoving opponents were suddenly performing a task that required the precision of a watchmaker.

    He licked the adhesive strip with a quick swipe of his tongue and sealed it, twisting the end into a neat point. 

    “Fuck” Shane nearly moaned.

    Ilya chuckled. “We have not even started moy kotenok. Be patient.”

    Ilya grabbed the lighter from the table and lit the end, the cherry glowing a bright, steady orange. He took a small, controlled puff to ensure it was burning evenly, then turned to Shane. “Okay. Do not pull like you are gasping for air. Just a soft breath. Into the mouth, then take a little fresh air with it to the lungs. Then, hold it for a second before breathing out.”

    Or: After figuring out some patterns and doing research, Shane smokes weed for the first time and thoroughly enjoys himself.

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    05 May 2026

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    Why is Atsumu so into the clinical way this alien speaks? He glances at the table, and a picture of himself strapped tightly to it flashes in his mind. He swallows around the pulsing heartbeat in his throat.

    "And, uh, how is this gonna work?"

    "You'll undress and get on this table, then we'll strap you in," Kiyoomi says casually, and Atsumu tries to pretend his blood isn't rushing south. "After that, it's up to you to tell us how to make you climax."

    "Um," Atsumu says intelligently, shifting on the spot as he feels his dick start to fill out. "Ya'll restrain me even if I get on there willingly?"

    Kiyoomi nods. "It's part of our safety protocol. Do you object?"

    Atsumu doesn't even have to think about it. "Nope, not at all."

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    Kinktober Day 3 - Alien Abduction, Threesome

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    27 Apr 2026

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    "Okay, but objectively," Kaveh started, pacing back and forth across the living room rug, "do you guys think he's hot?"

    "We've never seen his face, Kaveh."

    "Stop looking at me like that. I just want to know if he's handsome. Is that a crime?"

    Alhaitham, who had gone very quiet, snapped his book shut.

    "I need to make a call."

    Kaveh blinked at him. "A call? To who?"

    "Work."

    Tighnari frowned. "You've never mentioned what you actually do for work."

    Alhaitham was already halfway to the door. "Because none of you would understand it."

    Kaveh is a cosplayer; in other words, a modern-day Prince Charming in a world where chivalry is dead, as quoted from Cyno.

    All artists know that art, in any form, comes from a fundamental basis of inspiration. He's a very big fan of the anonymous comic book author known by the pseudonym “Sage". He doesn't make much of an effort to hide this fact.

    The only issue is this: he also has no idea that "Sage" lives in the same apartment, one door down.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    the ch 3 & 5 smut… wow