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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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02 Jul 2026
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“Ilya, this is an ad for fitness equipment.”
“No, this is ad for Shane Hollander. There just happens to be a treadmill in background.”
“Ilya…”
“What? It is true. I think maybe even treadmill is taking up too much space in video.”
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OR: Ilya watches his husband in a Peloton ad. It goes as unhinged as expected.Series
- Part 2 of Hollanov Reacts
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12 Jun 2026
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Turn The Other Cheek by shanebug1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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“I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”
Or:
An exploration of Shane Hollander's struggle against racism and homophobia in hockey, and how others come to understand it
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- Part 1 of Shane Hollander Deserves The World
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08 May 2026
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Don't Think Too Hard by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.
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- Part 1 of Don't Think 'Verse
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27 Apr 2026
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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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23 Apr 2026