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We need to talk about Trainer-san by AutisticTaco
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
07 Feb 2026
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After a couple of years training together the Spica racing team came to a curious realization:
They really don't know much about the man they call Trainer, hell, not even his name.One day in particular the topic of his inhumane resistance and a follow up application of the scientific method by Gold Ship made them curious about his life for the first time in years
How can he withstand Uma's kicks? Where does he come from? How can he afford paying all their food? Who does his atrocious hair?
Spica will get to the bottom of it! With the help of some friends along the way
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After losing against Flandre in a danmaku fight Reimu gets forced to live as a pet in the SDM for a whole week.
Fandre will try to use that time to make the shrine maiden to fall for her using the tips from her older sister
Hilarity ensues as Flandre fail to comprehend how normal relationships works and the tips from her older sister fail miserably.Based on an image by Kumo (atm)
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they shoot a horse with a broken leg by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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...so what do they do to a horse with a broken back?
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Agnes Tachyon suffers a much more serious set of injuries after an accident at the Satsuki Sho. Now she has to take a trip down the long road of recovery, with the help of two friends.
(No longer updating.)
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29 Dec 2025
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Bite My (Golds)Hip by RamafiedJudgementKazzy88
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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Odaxelagnia-n.-A paraphilia in which biting or being bitten leads to sexual arousal.
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Mutual Agreement by DollarStoreWriter
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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After a few bottles of wine, Subaru and Ram come to an agreement on something pretty scandalous.
Frustrated with how the relationships of the people they want to be with are going, the two of them decide to use each other's bodies to vent.
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- English
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- 27,210
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- 7/?
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17 Oct 2025
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The Creation of an Umamusume by noiku
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
09 Jun 2026
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Agnes Tachyon's trainer was almost as manic as her. His insane recovery plan allowed her to race with everyone again, after all.
One day, pondering her trainers peculiarities, Agnes Tachyon deciphers her trainer's deepest desire.
She moves to make it a reality.
From this new reality, Agnes Marie is born.
How will she run?
- Language:
- English
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- 135,838
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- 40/?
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17 Oct 2025
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I Won’t Tell Them Your Name by Mondoodoo
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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“It was supposed to be a win.”
Katsuaki Itonaga once trained champions—until the silence fell at Nakayama. Now, he’s a ghost over a pachinko parlor with a car older than his regrets. That should’ve been the end of it. But when a fixer with too many favors and a silver-haired horse girl pull him back under an alias, into a team stitched together with IOUs, he inherits a borrowed name and runners one mistake from scattering.
He won’t promise miracles, not when he’s already lost one… But he’d be damned if he didn’t at least try.
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- Part 1 of Uma Musume: Namesake
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- English
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- 20/20
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16 Oct 2025