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Still She Haunts Me, Phantomwise by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
18 Sep 2025
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The Midwife is given an easy task: if she could keep an eye out for a little girl that's gone missing in the nearby woods.
Unfortunately, The Midwife finds a rabbit hole instead.
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- Part 3 of Midwife Shorts
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There are Witches in these Woods by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
01 Sep 2025
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You know the story. There's a candy house in the middle of the woods. Some poor, lost, starving children go inside, beckoned by a kindly woman offering them a hot meal and a place to stay. The children don't come back out.
Well.
The Midwife isn't going to put up with any of that.
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- Part 2 of Midwife Shorts
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Always Pay The Midwife Her Due by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
09 Aug 2025
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And so, after being told by the town's mayor that he wouldn't pay him, The Pied Piper returned while all the parents were at church and lured the town's children away, never to be seen again.
Well! The Midwife won't be having any of that.
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- Part 1 of Midwife Shorts
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The Midwife and the Lindworm by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
20 Aug 2023
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The Midwife has worked on her share of unusual births over the years—from foxes to royalty to the Gods themselves. One of the stranger births she assisted was a queen who delivered twins: one a boy, the future king, and one a serpent, known as The Lindworm.
Now, almost twenty years later, the queen has called upon The Midwife again—this time, to rid the castle of The Lindworm once and for all. Devouring maidens from across the land, it seems the monster’s thirst for blood cannot be slaked. But the sensible Midwife has no patience for histrionic queens or fae monsters. She intends to settle this. All of it.
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- Part 4 of Midwife Shorts
Recent series
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Midwife Shorts by AughtPunk
Fandom Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
18 Sep 2025
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Human Nature by Laiquilasse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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The man had a thick crop of greying black hair, and his arms were covered in scars, along with a few blotches of turquoise and green, like watercolour tattoos. The scars differed in texture – some were deeply carved creases in the skin, others were raised like keloids, all in deliberate patterns and shapes.
I recognised those patterns, those shapes. The family crest – one half on each forearm. The school and group markings. His rank. His mate-circles. His rulers and measuring implements, all carved into his body, all instantly recognisable.Oh god.
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A freak accident puts Rocky, temporarily, into a human body. Whilst he and Grace wait for the reversal, they discover a lot about each other, and the nature of their relationship. Eventual smut, happy ending to come.
Bookmarked by AughtPunk
26 Jun 2026
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Even Dogs Know Not to Drink Saltwater by Mixxy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Grace is kind, warm, and generous with his gentle touch. Simon just wishes he could stop hurting him in return. After biting the hand that feeds one too many times, Simon seeks out Rocky to build him some items to keep Grace safe.
After all, muzzled dogs can't bite.
Bookmarked by AughtPunk
21 Jun 2026
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Fading out text on AO3 by feindcode (feind) for citrusella
Fandoms: AO3 Abuse, Testing, HTML Tryhard - Fandom
07 Jul 2024
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create a "fading out text" effect in your AO3 works
Bookmarked by AughtPunk
15 Jun 2026
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Who the Hell Is Simon??? by patchsicle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 May 2026
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The Beetles have returned to Earth, and the old Project Hail Mary team have gathered to see what's on them. Everyone is very excited to see how Grace, Rocky, and Simon saved the planet.
Wait a minute, Simon? Who the hell is Simon?
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Bookmarked by AughtPunk
20 May 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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Bookmarked by AughtPunk
12 May 2026