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  1. Rec 23

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    “Spencer,” He muttered in hushed tones, looking down at the man, who had stopped doing all of his psychic nonsense to look up at Carlton. “Shut up, or I’m going to shut you up.”

    Carlton continued to glare down at Spencer for just a moment longer, his simmering anger radiating off of him. His eyes darted down to Spencer’s lips for just a second (for some reason) before looking back up, not before noticing the way that Spencer licked his lips, and he noticed a little too late that he might have accidentally just flirted with Shawn Spencer.

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    (Or, Carlton begins flirting with Shawn Spencer JUST to get him to shut up. No other reason. Until he's forced to realize that, yeah, maybe there's another reason why he's become obsessed with flirting with Shawn.)

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    13 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 45

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    His eyes stumbled upon a name in his contacts that made him pause.

    Lassie ;)

    He’d forgotten when he’d added that winking emoticon to Lassie’s name. It must’ve been a while ago. It was some old safety measure so that he would always be able to call Lassie in the case that he got kidnapped again and he could convince his captor to let him call a partner. It worked once with Juliet, but Lassie was more headstrong in cases like those.

    On paper, Lassie seemed like the perfect person to call. Shawn was certain that he didn’t care about him enough to lecture him or to try and give him some form of sympathy, and that he would be able to swindle Lassie into getting a ride home.

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    (or, after a bad case, shawn falls back on some old, self destructive habits, involving a pushy creep and a little too much alcohol, so he calls lassie to save him. lassie comes, of course.)

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 56

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    “And you chewed on it. Again. Even after I specifically told you not to do that last time.”
    “It’s not my fault that your pens are just chewable, Lassie.” Shawn crossed his arms defensively.
    “My pens aren’t chewable, you just have a screw loose in your head.”

    “Probably,” Shawn admitted easily. He knew that. “But I need writing utensils, and you have more than enough. Maybe you should consider not being greedy.”

    “I’m not greedy, they’re–” Lassie sputtered, considering the entire argument to be ridiculous. “They’re my supplies. I don’t owe you anything, especially when you chew on everything I give you.”

    Shawn giggled at the dirty joke that popped into his head at that comment, but pushed it down. It was maybe not the time to bring that up.

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    (Or, Shawn has a habit of biting pens. He also has a habit of borrowing Lassie's pens. Lassie accommodates accordingly.)

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 89

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    Mortified and a little offended, Grian snapped, "What's so funny?"

    "Nothing, nothing," Scar said, in a tone that implied there was absolutely something.

    "I don't buy that for a second," Grian hissed. He reached up, missed the first time, and eventually managed to get his fists curled into the collar of Scar's shirt. It earned him another round of snickering. "Seriously, what kind of trouble's up your sleeves tonight? Are you just determined to make these next few minutes hell for me?"

    "Oh? Little ole me?" Scar feigned innocence. "How could I possibly be bothering you, G? All I've done is get comfortable."

    Further adding to the issue, he gave Grian's hips a teasing squeeze.

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    Grian and Scar get stuck in a closet together during a game of seven minutes in heaven. Happy Pride Month!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”

    His roommate tensed.

    Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”

    At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”

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    After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.

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    29 May 2026