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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    It wasn’t the worst day to be stuck in. They worked on a plan, practiced, and watched a shitty action movie while eating shitty takeout. That described 90% of their days since starting the band.

    And, if the pattern held, Jay didn’t leave.

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Ok. Yeah. So you - you…” Matt nodded, slowly. “We - me? You - yeah…huh. And me. Us! Ok, eight years. Eight big, big years. Matt, and Jay. This entire time. So…so cool.”
    He sunk down onto his knees on the couch, still nodding, with a dumbfounded, agonized grin on his face.

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    Jay was humiliated when he realized that he'd been dating Matt for about four years. In another four years, Matt will lose his mind completely when he realizes he's been dating Jay for eight.

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    06 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Matt always pulls Jay around.

    Jay can't help but push back.

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    30 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "You look awful. Aw, Birdie, what's— you're so pale!" Matt gasps. He moves forward and pats Jay's face, then notices the phone book. "And cold! Who're you calling, who's... Ling's Fresh Meat and Poultry? What is this?"

    "I'm out of food." Jay dials and waits.

    "Oh! Like you're, you're out of blood! Shit, why didn’t you just say something? I could've shifted gears, we could've done a blood-for-Bird plan! A Bird food plan." Matt sputters.

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    Matt and Jay try to make it through quarantine...

    3/24: now with art! :)

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    24 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Matt, in his forty-odd years of life, has never seen a storm like this.

    Curtains of rain, wind, and wet leaves beat against the face of the house, threatening to tear it from its foundation and send the whole thing hurdling towards Oz. Gigantic branches slam into the roof like Mother Nature is very poorly trying to play whack-a-mole. A barreling CRACK rings out that could either be the loudest thunder ever recorded or the old dead tree across the street finally meeting the ground, and then some. He’s fairly certain it isn’t a full-blown tornado, because those don’t really happen in Toronto, but with all that climate change disaster shit he hears about from Jay and those print articles he still reads for whatever reason, he can never be too sure. 

    He's also never seen Jay like this.

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    24 Mar 2026