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"Hobbits," Gandalf began, "are a race of incredible social and physical malleability. In the Shire, they stay as they are because the environment is static. But a Hobbit’s body is designed to harmonize with its neighbors. It is a survival mechanism from the Wandering Days."
He gestured toward Bilbo. "Bilbo has lived with Dwarves, eaten Dwarven food, and breathed the air of the forge for three years. His body is simply 'correcting' itself to fit his social reality. He is becoming more Dwarven because his heart has decided this is where he belongs."
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05 Jul 2026
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Leftover Light by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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“Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”
That made Grace pause. “What?!”
“If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”
“Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.
“Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.
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When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.
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24 Jun 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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24 Jun 2026
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The Path Not Taken by sospes
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Apr 2020
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Jaskier comes across an injured witcher in a backwoods town, months after the events of the dragon hunt. It all just sort of escalates from there.
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- Part 1 of The Path Not Taken
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04 Jun 2026
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A Wolf and a Bard Walk into a Bar... (I Forget the Rest) by SuperFrikinAngsty
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
21 Jun 2023
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The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed.
Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps.
Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood.
Well. That wasn’t good.
Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!
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04 Jun 2026