Apophis
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
25 Jun 2026
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“And what does this... button... do?” said Alastor.
Vox restrained himself. “It starts the program,” he said evenly.
Alastor delicately rearranged the mouse. Nothing happened.
“You need to click,” said Vox.
Alastor clicked.
“No—double click. Do it twice!”
Alastor clicked once, then—after a pause that seemed to last a full century—clicked again.
He was fucking with him. He had to be fucking with him. There was no way he was actually this bad at this.
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Or, in a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant, Vox sells his soul to Alastor, promising to assist him in all matters modern and otherwise. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Solf J. Kimberley, first (and last, if he can help it) of his name, is born for the second time on a metal gurney in a white room. Something is wrong with him; something has changed, something fundamental, but... what?
This isn't how it happens. In another universe, Solf K. Kimberley bleeds out and dies devoured by Pride. In this one, however... well, it all happens the other way around.
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happiness comes from the simple things by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
14 Apr 2026
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Vox falls asleep. Velvette and Valentino witness a miracle--and livestream it to all of their followers, naturally.
Or, Vox has a screensaver. Shenanigans ensue.
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The missing google doc of OECC; aka, the Sombra internet history chapter. Yes, this is the original; Google Drive automatically saved it for me when I viewed it.
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it's all about that journey to pleasure town by Coppercrow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jan 2026
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When Asmodeus receives a text from his favourite (and only niece) telling him about what happened in Valentino's porn studio, the Sin cannot let that stand and decides to take matters into his own hands (and maybe he fix his increasingly fractured family in the meantime).
FizzaRolli meanwhile just wants to have a nice break in the aftermath of Mammon's Showcase, and to survive meeting his boyfriend's family.
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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Aizawa Definitely Doesn't Care by teaandtumblr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2018
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Aizawa doesn't care about his students. He really, really doesn't.
Except for the part were he very much does.
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Dragon Out of Time by AvocadoLove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Temeraire - Naomi Novik
30 Dec 2014
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Just before the height of World War II, a sickly dragonet is hatched in Brooklyn covert. His wings are too long and heavy to lift, he wheezes with every breath, and the only captain who will take him to harness is Peggy Carter.
(Temeraire fusion)