AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms
- Original Work (87)
- Dragon Ball (5)
- Furry (Fandom) (4)
Recent works
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With Enough Grit and Guts and Hard Work, Any Ball Boy Can Become Rookie of the Year by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work
30 Jun 2026
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Lance isn't very good at driving his parents' car and because of that he needs seven thousand dollars very fast. Nowhere is really hiring until he gets lucky with Ball Boys, the sports-themed restaurant where the waiters wear sexy sports gear and make terrible puns.
Lance has never seen a sport in his life but he's never been this desperate either, and Ball Boys is hiring urgently and pays really well. He expects that he can put up with waiting tables in a tiny swimsuit and having to put up with locker room banter for one summer, since he has to.
What he doesn't expect is that his first time ever being on a team could actually change his life.
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Ghosts Have a Way of Making People into Playthings by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work, Furry (Fandom)
22 Jun 2026
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Toy needs to lay his soul to rest, but just a bit, so he can meet the god Lif for important personal reasons. The best way he can do that is by fucking his son, but as a ghost that's kind of hard.
Fortunately his son has a son too and he's not protesting (at least at first).
Series
- Part 4 of Kids These Days Really Are Wild Animals
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The Moments in between the Moments Are Just as Important by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work
21 Jun 2026
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A collection of drabbles for the series, mostly, written in response to prompts and requests I've received from readers of the story.
(I am open to new requests~)
Series
- Part 43 of How Best to Use a Sword
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Princes Marry Princesses; That Doesn't Mean They Don't Love Their Best Friends Instead by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work
14 Jun 2026
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A trade agreement that includes a marriage contract means that Franz has to move north and marry a princess he's never met before. Par for the course for nobility and he always knew an arranged marriage was to be his future.
So he'll move to the north and put up with their shit weather and terrible food and their courtly intrigue for the greater good. No matter what happens he knows he'll be fine, because really all a guy needs to be fine in life is his best friend and his dog, and Franz made sure to bring both of those with him.
Series
- Part 9 of How Best to Use a Sword
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Everyone Is the Main Character of Their Own Story; Some Just Get More Attention than Others by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work
14 Jun 2026
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The world is a very full place; it's impossible to tell everyone's story. But sometimes, it's possible to get a glimpse into the lives of those who usually inhabit the background.
An anthology of different side characters from the main series, going about their daily lives, finding love, or dealing with the fallout of whatever their more famous counterparts have done this week.
Series
- Part 26 of How Best to Use a Sword
Recent series
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Kids These Days Really Are Wild Animals by AntagonizedPenguin
Fandom Furry (Fandom), Original Work
22 Jun 2026
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A series of loosely connected stories about a bunch of furry boys living their lives and being horny about it. Not necessarily always in chronological order.
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- 13,685
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Kinky Kids LLC is the web-based company dedicated to ensuring that kids of all varieties find their inner hero! Brave Boys, Gallant Girls and Kourageous Kids of all stripes are taking the population by storm. No purchase necessary, and real cash as the reward.
The only question is: Are you too chicken to play?
- Words:
- 155,618
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 67
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A fantasy world of boys on generic magical quests getting distracted by other boys. Or, a world in which I subvert, upend, break or otherwise fuck around with the tropes of the epic fantasy genre, primarily by adding lots of gayness.
All set in the same world and the same timeline, so there is overlap in themes, places, supporting characters, etc. between stories. However, the stories are all independent of one another and have their own plots and storylines. My goal is that a reader can read any or all of the stories in which they are interested and skip those in which they are not without missing out on the overall story.
- Words:
- 5,044,144
- Works:
- 44
- Bookmarks:
- 345
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A collection of related one-shots focused on two sex demon brothers, Donny and Kai, and their friends, family and co-workers, as they navigate the rigours of working for the universe's worst bureaucracy, try their best to come out on top, and also have sex with literally everyone they meet (except the women).
- Words:
- 75,866
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 83
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Boysenberry's Boys and Berry Many Others by AntagonizedPenguin, Bigdaddybear, MildlyBadDecisions
Fandom Original Work
31 Oct 2023
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Boysenberry is a normal town with a history of fruit production and mineral mines, where people work hard, enjoy life, and do whatever they want to the local boys with no consequences at all times. It's a very welcoming community, so come visit!
- Words:
- 32,985
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 28
Recent bookmarks
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- Words:
- 741,476
- Works:
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Bookmarked by AntagonizedPenguin
27 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
An obsessively, insanely good fantasy epic about a crazy little brother and a slightly less crazy (but still crazy) older brother who are taking over the world and also fucking (each other and everyone else). Highly recommended!
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A poem I wrote based on another fic called "You Don't Have to Be Sadistic to Be the Villain, but it Helps". There's basically no context without the first 28 chapters of that fic.
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Sometimes the Devil You Know is Less Exciting than the Devil You Don't by GabeWallis for AntagonizedPenguin
Fandoms: Original Work
11 Nov 2025
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Geoffrey DiSheere's younger brother Giacomo is a brat. He's always known that, but it never fails to surprise him just how far Giacomo will go to get a reaction.
This is a crossover between AntagonizedPenguin's incredible How Best to Use a Sword series and my own story Beatr. It is not canon to either story!
Series
- Part 3 of Beatr
Bookmarked by AntagonizedPenguin
11 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
An awesome and hilarious and hot crossover between Noble and Gabe's Beatr universe! :D
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- Words:
- 476,985
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 18
Bookmarked by AntagonizedPenguin
27 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
What a series. Masterfully done and so challenging and so gripping. I love it so much.
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- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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