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    “We would like to offer our sincere condolences regarding the passing of your husband,” Ethrand states in a lofty drawl.

    Julien sees Aranessa’s jaw go taut. “Thank you for thinking of us in our time of mourning,” she grates out.

    “Of all Houses, House Tachonis would never seek to downplay or invalidate the importance of a mourning period. However, certain circumstances warrant a loosening of the proscribed timelines.”

    Julien’s jaw falls ajar. He can't possibly mean...?

    “I fear I fail to understand you," Aranessa hisses. "Elaborate.”

    “All this recent unpleasantness was the consequence of years of unfortunate misunderstandings between our two houses. In contravention of what one might expect, I am pleased to say that I am here with an entreaty of peace.”

    Aranessa allows a long silence to transpire, one that seems to make even Ethrand uncomfortable. “I will hear the details.”

    “In exchange for a lasting peace, we only seek to solemnize this new alliance with a vow.” Ethrand smirks. “Accordingly, my father offers you the hand of my brother Occtis in marriage.”

    Julien looks down at the rug. If he doesn’t look down at the rug, he’s going to start shouting.

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    full disclosure i am a dyke and i read march as a transmasc butch. but the nuances of his gender are not really explored. he has top surgery and a t-dick and the words cunt & pussy are used to refer to both his and the reader/farmer’s genitals. all that beiing said. the agenda i am ultimately here to endorse is my SUB MARCH AGENDA!!! I GOTTA DICK HIM DOWNNN!!! THE WAY HE BLUSHES??? PUHLEAASE!!! MAKE HIM BEG FOR PUSSY!!!

    title from your flesh is so nice by jeff buckley

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    Apollo Justice has rotten luck: he actually wins the grand prize for a mail-in contest, but It's a couple's getaway to a fancy ski lodge in the mountains and Apollo is aggressively single. With no one to go with, Apollo offers them to Klavier since surely, a rockstar would be able to find a date before then, but Klavier has a better idea—they go together and pretend they're a couple. That way, they both get a vacation, plus free food and wine.

    And well, Apollo's never been one to pass up free food.

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    The eternal night no longer seemed as malevolent and all-consuming to Jonathan as it once had. It was peaceful, in its way: quiet enough to see danger coming from some distance. Quiet enough for Geoffrey McCullum's war dogs to avoid him under the streetlamps unless he had come across them in the midst of battle.

    But appearances are deceptive. A screaming silence, a bright night... what if everything is turned upside down? Friends and enemies, trust and betrayal, pride and humiliation. At times closer than the two sides of a coin -- and Geoffrey and Jonathan have precious little time to unravel it all.

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    Lana’s eyes drop onto the paper, her eyes flying over the offending footnote. “You know,” she finally says, uncapping the highlighter and drawing its tip slowly across Mia’s handwritten citation, scrawled messily in the margins. “When you cite the IRC, you’re supposed to use “I.R.C.”, not “26 U.S.C.”.” She recaps the highlighter, flashing her smile at Mia. “Rule 12.9.1 of the Bluebook. Maybe try checking that more carefully next time. Attention to detail is an important skill for lawyers to have.”

    Mia is going to kill her.
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    Lanmia pwp law school fic. Lana's being an ass about citations. Mia responds accordingly.

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