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    “Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.

    “I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.

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    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape (not quite a "self-insert"). Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.

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    I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ever since she was reincarnated into the world of Harry Potter, Cassiopeia Elladora Black had two goals. The first was to destroy Voldemort instead of relying on a child to do it. The second was to interact with the main characters in the series as little as possible. For twenty-two years she’d been successful, but a chance encounter with Bill Weasley at Diagon Alley a few days before the Quidditch World cup causes her carefully crafted world to come crashing down.

    William Arthur Weasley had told himself that once the World cup was over, he was going to travel the world, but when the strange witch he’d always had a crush on saves several muggles and runs away muttering something about a plot, he can’t help but be more than a little intrigued. He had a feeling that this was going to be his trickiest puzzle yet.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    At Marineford, Shanks expected trouble. What he hadn’t expected was Buggy shoving some half-dead “lucky charm” into his arms and demanding he keep her alive.

    Now she was on his ship, eating his food, drinking his liquor, barking orders at his crew, and Shanks was certain he had never wanted anyone gone faster in his life.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    One thing that nobody talks about is what happens after the epilogue.

    Percy put in the work: she woke up, she followed her script, and she lived another person’s life perfectly.

    Now, however, there was just one itsy-bitsy problem. She had no idea what would happen next.

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    The self-insert is over, the day is saved, and our hero is still living someone else's life. She'd like to go off-script now.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Hannah Wells meant to spend one wild night in Vegas forgetting her cheating ex, not wake up legally married to Garrett Graham, Chicago Blackhawks superstar and certified walking bad decision.

    Garrett meant to enjoy NHL Awards weekend, not become TMZ’s favorite new husband before breakfast.

    But Hannah needs good press, Garrett’s team sees dollar signs, and everyone from her lawyer to his agent agrees on one thing: staying married might be the smartest disaster either of them has ever made.

    The plan is simple. Fake the marriage. Save Hannah’s Super Bowl halftime chances. Boost Garrett’s golden-boy hockey image. Divorce quietly after the season.

    Unfortunately, Garrett is funny, infuriating, stupidly hot, and much better at pretending to be her husband than he has any right to be.

    And Hannah has never been good at leaving a song unfinished.

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    16 May 2026