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No Other Version of Me ( I Would Rather Be Tonight) by AllJokesAside
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Apr 2024
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"Does she not seem a little strange to you?" Marco whispered hurriedly, "Surely you would not wish to move so quickly to--"
"Marry her?" Jean grinned, rakish and handsome and Marco was just so exhausted. "Isn't that the whole point of this?"
"She despises you," he tries. "She'll off you in your sleep."
"I know. It's kind of cute, yeah?"
Or, Prince Armin Reiss replaces his twin sister in an Arranged marriage set to prevent an attack on The Kingdom of Paradise and Prince Jean Kirstein, First in line to La Royameur De La Mer, is embarrassingly unaware of this fact.
Like, super unaware.
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“You’re going, aren’t you?” Zepile snorts into his drink.
Leorio frowns.
“Of course not! Didn’t you hear anything I just said?”
“Oh, I heard you. A cute blonde 'twink' with a ‘really nice ass’ invited you to his ballet class. A class where he's gonna spin around for an hour in 'really tight' tights. Loud and clear.”
Leorio straightens abruptly, ice clacking against his glass as he takes a thoughtful pause.
“Well, when you put it that way...”
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After the Shenanigans in York New, Leorio nurses a depleted and unconscious Kurapika back to health. Kurapika just thinks his friend deserves a bit of gratitude for these particular good deeds, the response he receives in return isn't something he would have ever expected.
“Do you understand?” he growls, impatient, “Do you know what you’re doing?”
“I just appreciate you so much,” Kurapika says quietly, almost tepid even, but his blistering gaze smolders, burning and sparked with new interest.
Leorio swallows.
Because even Leorio’s kinks are wholesome af.
At first, anyway.*Updated as of 6/3 for grammar, fluidity, etc. so that it makes actual sense.*
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Jean and Armin have a bit of fun at Eren's expense.
“Not doing anything of use, huh, Kirstein?” Eren sneers and Jean doesn’t take as much offense as usual, feels smug in knowing that he’s got Armin between his legs and Eren is completely unaware of it.
“Yeah." Jean says smartly, “You caught me.”WARNING FOR SPOILERS IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP WITH S3P2. (To enjoy without spoilers, skip the first eight paragraphs. I don't recommend it, but do what you gotta do.)
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Time Is Of The Essence (Or Something Like That) by AllJokesAside
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
03 Jul 2017
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That awkward moment when your future-self shows up to hook you up with your best friend.
Because, feelings.“Let me back this up,” He says, eyes closed, face intent. “I’m you, and I’m from the future. And I’m here to fix up our shitty life, alright? You ought to be thankful because boy, is it shitty.”
*HIATUS*
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This is the Place to Affix the Stamp by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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For the sake of bullshit government efficiency, countless American federal workers are let go from their jobs in the summer of 2025. It was only a matter of time before the Department of National Identity was hit, as no one knows what they actually do. Who would have thought this would set off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of... immortal personified country people who walk among us.
This is a story about government corruption, personal liberty, the power of collective strength, caring for your neighbor, and loving one another without giving a damn who sees it. Also, the Stamp Act of 1765.
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09 Jul 2026
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When Eren tasks Floch with keeping Armin distracted, Floch ends up growing closer to Armin than he ever thought he would. But as the final hour draws nigh, it becomes increasingly apparent that their clashing ideologies were never compatible from the start.
Will their relationship lead to one of them bending on their beliefs? Or are they fated to stand opposed to each other?
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15 Jun 2026
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Guts is convinced to stay, for a little while at least.
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14 Jun 2026
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Ivan Braginsky has been working at a steel mill in western Pennsylvania for eight years. He can think of no other person who represents the worst of American society than his robber baron employer, Mr. Alfred F. Jones.
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“I like men of principle, even if they are standing against me,” Mr. Jones said, raising one arched brow. “What can I say? The fight intrigues me.”
“You will die young,” Ivan guessed, smiling at the thought.
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26 Jan 2026
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To curb the rampant hostility in alpha prisons, Yorknew City has implemented an experimental Omega Therapy Program. After a risk assessment, alpha inmates are paired up with omega volunteers for visitation periods. For the alphas, the program is intended to provide a sense of normalcy, comfort, and serve as an incentive for them to be well-behaved.
For Kurapika, it's an opportunity to get close to Tserracnich so he can finally put that monster down for good. If he can get assigned as Tserracnich's therapy omega, that is.
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15 Dec 2025