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    the tape measure incident by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    17 Feb 2026

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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

    or,
    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    12 Mar 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    29 Dec 2025

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    @MLHTracker by for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
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    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
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    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by for ItsHype

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    04 Feb 2026

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    10 Feb 2026