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Dennis Whitaker learns about what James Ogilvie has been subjecting his friends to.
Something he doesn't agree with at all.
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“How fucking desperate for attention are you that you steal valuable learning opportunities from the people you’re meant to work with.” Was physically spat at the other man, a small part of Dennis satisfied at the physical proof of his anger on Ogilvie’s cheek, spittle lingering on gentle pinkened skin. -
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Uther worships his God when being a king becomes too much.
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J. Jonah Jameson wasn't stupid. Either Peter Parker was Spider-Man. Or he was dating him.
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Face-Scraped Concrete by Albeion
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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If a civilian can kill the Joker, how useful is Batman really?
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Purely just a one-shot where a civilian comes across an alone and beaten Joker.
Take the tags seriously! This is just pure violence and body mutilation, if you can't handle something like eyeballs being popped, don't click!
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Tiny hands grabbed at the freshly bloomed rose that laid warm against his palm - the wood of the stem almost vibrating in his grasp as he pointed it at his Uncle Vernon, a happy grin on his baby-face as he babbled at him.
Of course, his speech wasn’t perfect for being a two year old so his words got all mangled up- not like that should have mattered. But it did. Because when Vernon lowered his newspaper to tell off the child that was just trying to get his attention- he was struck in the face by an acrid green bolt of power, not even a choked noise being able to leave his open lips before he collapsed like a puppet with its strings cut.
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Earth to Erid, Do You Copy? by xlolinkax
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace couldn’t say he’s ever had a best friend. Fudge—he couldn’t even remember the last time he’d gone out on a proper hangout. Well, that was until he met Rocky, his new best friend. A rock spider. And now Earth’s scientists are asking him all sorts of weird questions like “How many distinct notes does Eridianise possess?”, “Is xenonite used to construct Eridian dwellings?”, and “How close exactly are you with the Eridian named Rocky?”. What has his life come to?
a.k.a. Humans want to establish diplomatic relations between Earth and Erid and Grace is caught in the crossfire.
Bookmarked by Albeion
17 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
7/16 AHAHAHA I love this one, the ending of chap 7 is FUNNY
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“In a kinder universe, there would only be one apocalyptic crisis going on at a time. Unfortunately that was not this universe."
Not only is the sun dying, but a vampire plague is sweeping the earth in tandem.
Eva Stratt was chosen to lead the Petrova Task Force, to effectively lead the charge to save the world. The job requires her to be unflinchingly ruthless and selfless in turns. The ends justify the means, as long as the end result leaves the earth saved.
Then the Worst Case Scenario happens. She’s turned.
The Vampire Eva Stratt is different from the Human she once was. You see, Vampires by their very nature are Selfish Creatures. They have to be in order to function and survive.
What does selfish (and bloodthirsty) look like on the most powerful woman in the world?
(TLDR: Highly self indulgent Vampire AU. Vampire Stratt! Her & Graces weird secret third thing getting SO MUCH MORE STRANGE.)
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Let's Call The Whole Thing Off by sourgummyworms
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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On the way to the 40-Eridani system, Grace and Rocky suddenly wake up on the roof of the Baikonur Cosmodrome. 50 days before the launch of the Hail Mary.
Rocky looks... a little different.
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Permission to Hope by sburbanite
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky set sail for Erid and unpack all their emotional baggage along the way.
When you're stuck in a tin can for almost four years, it's rarely smooth sailing. But, hey! At least your best friend is there to call you an idiot, and you're almost certainly going to die when you reach your destination!
(Or: The one where Rocky builds a robot instead of an EVA suit)
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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