Akalou
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- SKAM (Italy) (1)
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It goes like this: a guy slips him his phone number at a party. Elia is surprised, embarrassed, and a bit pleased. He’s not gonna call him, but he keeps the piece of paper anyway, because he has been wondering about boys and it’s nice to know that he could actually do something about it. It’s signed with an XOXO and Matteo in loopy handwriting underneath. He keeps it for two weeks in his pocket, in his school bag, on his desk (foolish, foolish, foolish).
It goes like this: his dad finds it.
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11 Jun 2026
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"Must be nice."
Shane's cheeks hurt from the fixed smile he's been wearing since nine in the morning. He passes a signed photo of himself to the waiting woman with a nod before turning back to Hayden. "What must be nice?"
"Dude, the line of people waiting for your autograph wraps all the way around the building. Twice." Hayden hands him a water bottle, cap already off. "Here you go. Stay hydrated."
Shane hides a wince; the slightly warm water tastes like plastic, and it lingers unpleasantly on his tongue. He's been signing for what feels like hours already and the crowd isn't getting any smaller. "Fitness is popular these days."
"Sure. Fitness." Hayden gives a pointed look to the stack of photos in front of Shane: one set with him smiling awkwardly into the distance, arms crossed in his workout gear, and the other with him leaning against the side of a motel pool the marketing department rented for the morning, towel around his neck. The photographer insisted, despite protests that his workouts have never featured swimming.
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- Part 1 of hr anon
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21 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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03 Apr 2026
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Odd-Man Rush by taywrites11
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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Odd-Man Rush: The situation that occurs when a team enters the attacking zone and outnumbers the opposing players in the zone.
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Shane doesn’t know why he still feels so off-kilter. He should be the happiest he’s ever been—he won the Cup, he feels like he’s maybe starting to have a few friends on his team, and he’s finally starting to believe his parents when they tell him he won’t get traded again. He should be on top of the world, but sometimes he still feels like the lone defender on an odd-man rush, skating as fast as he can to prevent what feels like an inevitable outcome.
The problem is that he’s not quite sure which outcome it is that he’s trying to stop.
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- Part 2 of Home Ice Advantage
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03 Apr 2026
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"You didn't just pour that radioactive isotope down the drain, did you?" Yoongi deadpans, and Jeongguk blinks slowly. Taehyung immediately looks the other way, suddenly interested in the dust on the ceiling.
"Ah, I see.” There’s a moment of silence. “Well. Now all the university's drinking water is poisoned. No biggie."
Or, Jeongguk and his fellow premeds struggle to pass their biology classes. Yoongi is the hot cell bio TA. Taehyung tries to bake brownies. There are hermit crabs. The struggle intensifies significantly.
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13 May 2024