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    A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.

    When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.

    Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

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    22 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    UGH CUTESY

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    “A sub drop?” Foreman asked, leaning back in his chair. “Really?”

    “I’m being serious,” Chase said.

    “Sometimes people get sad if they don’t cuddle after sex,” Foreman said. “That doesn’t lead to four months of bradycardia, appendicitis, and a failing spleen.”

    “Clearly someone’s never had their heart broken,” House said.

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    Inspired by the sub-drop fics post "we didn't even kiss"

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    23 Feb 2026

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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

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    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    “We race.” Ilya pushed his shorts down and gripped his cock, smiling when Shane’s eyes dropped down to watch. “You run and I will touch myself. You do not stop, and I will not stop. Deal?” 

    “You’re serious.” Shane huffed and folded his arms. “What happens if I win? If I last longer than you?” 

    “If you win?” Ilya arched an eyebrow towards him. “You get to see me cum.” 

    “Right.” Shane wished his voice hadn’t cracked just then. “And that’s supposed to be a reward?” 

    “Yes.” Ilya bent one knee so his shorts pulled tight across his thighs, across the outline of his cock. “Obviously.” 

    “And if I lose?” Shane swallowed nervously. “If I quit before you’re done. What then?” 

    “...then you get to see me cum.” it came out nearly a growl in Ilya’s thick accent. “As punishment.” 

    “Fuck.” Shane got back on the goddamn treadmill and hit the start button. “Fuck. Fine. Let’s go.”

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    25 Dec 2025

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    HR fic rec

  5. Rec 73

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    Steve sighs before saying, “I like when you speak other languages when I, uh, fuck you.” His face is damn near scarlet when he finishes speaking, and Bucky can’t help but arch up and press a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth.

    “Aw, Stevie, do you have a language kink?” he asks, knowing full well he can darken that blush. “Do you want me to say naughty things to you in french?”

    He fully expects it when Steve rolls his eyes, but when he ducks down to suck on Bucky’s earlobe and whisper, ”Tu es juste aussi serré que la première fois qu’on a fait ça,” Bucky outright moans.

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    26 Jul 2016