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    “Did you just tell a customer their outfit was structurally unsound?”

    “It was.”

    If you ask Shane Hollander, he'll tell you the bar's highball glasses are committing a war crime against sparkling water, your outfit has at least three structural flaws, and no, he is NOT blushing, it's just warm in here, and no, he was NOT staring at the new bartender through the gap in the ficus leaves, he was RESTING HIS EYES, and also, for the record, he doesn't care that the bartender has hazel eyes the color of warm stone in late-afternoon light or that his hands can untangle Shane's knotted fingers like they were made for exactly that purpose. He's a particularly opinionated artist with a sunset to paint. He doesn't have time for this. (He makes so much time for this.)

    A neurodivergent artist with the social grace of a startled deer + a bartender with the patience of a saint + a best friend who lives for drama = a love story told in fumbled words, shared sunsets, and the quiet understanding that sometimes the most profound conversations happen without speaking a word.

    Or: Shane Hollander has zero filter, zero social skills, and is absolutely in love with the new bartender his mother hired for their family bar

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    05 Jun 2026

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    自闭症艺术生Shane✖️冰球交换生Ilya(特别感人)

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    大学生找室友(聊天体)

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    Zane Boodram swung the door open, cutting himself off when he saw who waited on the other side.

    “Hollander!” he greeted after a second, voice warm but eyes wide in shock. “Wasn’t expecting you tonight!” He paused for a moment, then continued in a softer tone, still warm but growing in confusion. “Not to be blunt, but what the hell are you doing here?”

    “Oh, um… Ily—Rozanov invited me.”

    Or, after their fight, Shane turns around.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    吵架后Shane去半人马派对找Ilya

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    Married Shane woke up to rookie Ilya by his side... Good thing it's off-season and they had time to figure this out. Rookie Ilya learned more about his career, his relationship, his future husband and his body, and got a little jealous of his future self. Shane's a happily married freak who rode rookie Ilya till he cried and gave him his first proper aftercare. Sexual tension and smut with feelingsss
    Part 2 (married Ilya & rookie Shane) and Part 3 (rookies post time travel) both posted!!

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    30 Jan 2026

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