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    Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.

    After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.

    Or does he?

     

    The Devil Works Hard

    or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World

    or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love

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    02 Jun 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Last minute Auror partners Malfoy and Granger are hot on the trail of a wanted wizard. In the tiny, decidedly muggle town of Long Whatton, they find less than they bargained for-- namely, that there are NO beds in the town's hotel.

    Oh, and the only acceptable CD Hermione has for their car ride features the heavily innuendoed "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band.

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    16 Apr 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

    The muggle had a Dark Mark.

    Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

    Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

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    16 Apr 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Audiobook version of The Handkerchief (rated M for language and mild sexual content)

    The seven years spent at Hogwarts were a difficult time for Harry Potter, but he was not the only wizard to experience trials and tribulations in those hallowed halls. Draco Malfoy, pureblood and heir to two Noble and Ancient Houses within the Sacred 28, finds himself in a secret acquaintanceship/ rivalry/ friendship/ relationship with Hermione Granger, a muggle born witch who is also a Gryffindor, best friends with his rival, and an all around swot. If his father or his fellow Slytherins found out, he's afraid things won't end well for either of them. But his draw to this witch is too great.

    Following the perspective of Draco beginning in first year, we see all of the things that Harry missed over the years, namely that his best friend was secretly in love with his rival the entire time.

    You know WHAT happened-- but do you know HOW it happened? And for years, you've *thought* you understood how it all ended. But how did it REALLY end?

    NOTE: Explicit written version of this book is available to AO3 members only, accessible only on my profile

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  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    In theory, the task is simple: kill Draco Malfoy. In practice, putting a curse through the Dark Lord's favoured lieutenant will take everything Hermione has―especially since he's trying to kill her, too. Even more so when the lines between them start to blur. Sometimes, the only way out is through.

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    30 Jul 2024

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