Accio_Me
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The last year of Hogwarts is supposed to be fun. One last summer break, one last Halloween feast, one last Christmas break before the 'real life' starts. But history repeats itself. When the atmosphere starts to change and reports about Muggle-borns disappearing reach the public attention, Lily gets nervous. What happens during her last year that makes her join a war?
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This is a collection of one-shots that do not fit into the Jily or Drarry categories. The one-shots can also be two-shots or three-shots, which will be marked as linked chapters.
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This is a collection of all things Jily :D Some other pairings might be featured as well, but this work is mainly for Jily because James and Lily Potter are goals.
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I Am Spider-Man One-Shots by Accio_Me
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Apr 2022
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Yes, I have started writing Spider-Man fics and I love it! This is a collection of identity reveal one-shots. The chapters can be read separately, as they won't be connected plot-wise. It will be updated as soon as the next story is written.
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This is a collection of Drarry stories. I love me some good Drarry :D
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Harry Potter was dragged by Hermione Granger into testing condoms with her for that damn report for St. Mungo’s.
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- Part 4 of Harmony 🐸😺
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11 Apr 2026
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When Harry gets Ron’s wedding invitation, he also gets a visit by Hermione. And since he finds it impossible to deny her anything, he agrees to go to the wedding as her fake boyfriend. The why? Hermione says she wants Ron back. But maybe that’s not exactly what’s about to happen.
Or simply, the dumbest idea Hermione Granger ever had.
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19 Feb 2026
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Their friends have tried every trope in the book: only one bed, forced proximity, childhood friends, mutual pining, even co-parenting Crookshanks. But despite living half their lives entangled, Harry and Hermione remain firmly un-romantic.
Until Lavender Weasley suggests the last resort: fake marriage.
Now, tricked into attending a couples-only tropical retreat, complete with enchanted hot tubs, intimacy rituals, and enough sensual food play to make a house-elf blush, Harry and Hermione will have to keep up the act. Or possibly stop pretending altogether.
Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary Fest, this is a trope-twisting, resort-core love story about crossing the line between best friends and soulmates… with the help of edible shower gel.
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19 Jan 2026
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The war is over and a mass exodus of Death Eaters has drawn the ire of the wider Wizarding World against the Ministry. The International Confederation of Wizards has instituted a Travel Ban against all British witches and wizards. Auror Harry Potter is working tirelessly to fix things, but Hermione can’t wait any longer to retrieve her parents, and she’s going no matter what the law says. She’s been by his side for everything, the least he can do is be at hers for this.
In Australia, forced to forgo the use of magic, they’ll soon find that in a land of inverted seasons and upside-down emotions, everything is not always as it seems.
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19 Jan 2026
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"Nothing else mattered. The chaos of a real battle, lethal spells cracking against stone, bodies thudding on the floor… the scent of magic like ozone, charging the very air like the moment before a storm… all of it dissolved away. Hermione was dragged out of reality as if a portkey had taken her away. She didn’t feel the residue of the cruciatus curse nor the hard bite of stone as her knees impacted the floor.
All she could see, all that mattered, was Harry."
The battle at the Department of Mysteries goes very differently. Harry ends up critically injured and it's down to the people left who care about him the most to save him.
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- Part 2 of Milestones Bingo 2023
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09 Jan 2026