ASSCRACKER520
Fandoms
Recent works
Recent bookmarks
-
Unhappy Marriage Play by awesomecookies
Fandoms: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Manga), 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Anime)
29 Mar 2023
Tags
Summary
“What kind of game are they even playing at this point?” Shot nodded at the trio in the corner, back to squabbling. Satetsu looked over at their direction.
“Eh? Aren’t they just talking normally?”
“Huh?” Shot looked over. “No, they’re keeping a tally. That’s a game.”
But that was right. Nothing about the content of their conversation really changed. Shot took a drink from his cream soda. “Wait, Aren’t they just airing their grievances?”
“Nah, that’s definitely flirting.” Maria slipped to the barstool next to him. “The pet names make it obvious.”
“No, isn’t that part of the game?” Shot wondered. “They’re not together yet, are they?”
“They aren’t?” Satetsu exclaimed.
Who actually knows? If the two of them said they were playing a competitive game of gay chicken, everyone in the guild would believe them. This was Shinyoko after all. Perverted vampires ran around with lightning nipples, flower-covered crotches, micro-bikinis, and played yakyuken. They’d just write it off as Draluc finally succumbing to boredom as a vampire and dragging the gullible Ronaldo to his whims. It wasn’t the strangest thing to happen to them by a mile.
Bookmarked by ASSCRACKER520
30 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Suffer not the lame horse, nor the broken man, my Descendent.” Ah, but they are all a bit broken, are they not?
In the beginning of Winter, a Crusader breaks. In the coming of Spring, a Highwayman follows him. They survive regardless. Such is their curse. Such is their blessing.
Series
- Part 1 of Of Virtues and Vices
Bookmarked by ASSCRACKER520
16 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
THIS SHIT IS SOOOO GOOD BRO WHAT THE FUCK
-
Tags
Summary
a small oneshot about one of sashimori's shows - taichi (throughout a completely normal amount of staring) realises he's a little jealous of ryu-chang's stage presence.
Hello sashimori fans i love you
Bookmarked by ASSCRACKER520
17 Feb 2025
-
Hands For Holding, Not For Throwing by Rozteka
Fandoms: ジャスティス学園 | Rival Schools (Video Games)
25 Feb 2024
Tags
Summary
When your school has students who can throw fireballs, waves of concentrated ki, and a P.E. teacher who can get you throwing balls of power by hitting you repeatedly with a kendo stick?
A lot of the focus can be on them, and not the fearless reporter who documents the various goings on when various educational institutes throw hands. And no one's paying attention to the Welcome Committee chairperson who can go through basic karate sets, either!
But that isn't to say they don't have their own adventures...
Written for Femslash February 2024 Day 5: Hands for Holding
Series
- Part 5 of Femslash February 2024
-
Tags
Summary
He did not see good or evil. He only saw what could be beneficial to everyone, to unfortunately take their lives but not needlessly. He saw purpose in his plans, to be able to do something to save. To fix all the problems he dealt with since the beginning. It all made sense to only him but soon everyone
Bookmarked by ASSCRACKER520
07 Jun 2024