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“Well, let’s see…” Regina trails off in thought, even though she knows exactly what she wants, lungs and blood and foolish heart all yearning for the one thing she hasn’t quite managed to obtain for herself. “I think your firstborn child should be adequate payment.”
Her customer’s brow furrows. “My firstborn child?”
Regina inclines her head slightly. “That’s what I said.”
Emma splutters like an old car unwilling to start. “But - I mean - look, lady, I don’t even have a boyfriend -”
“I can wait,” Regina says lightly. It’s true. She’s waited a long time and a couple of years (or decades, as the case may be; Regina isn’t sure Miss Swan is quite the type to settle down with the first man she sets her eyes on) aren’t going to make a huge amount of difference.
or, the one where Regina desperately wants a kid but also ends up desperately wanting Emma Swan but she can't have both because, well, it's really quite complex.
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16 Jun 2026
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[Swan Queen] Post 4.04. In her continuing pursuit of Regina's happiness, Emma decides to play matchmaker for her. With any available suitors out there. Any.
"Have you been taking advice from your mother? Is this a setup?"
"She said she'd let me out of jail if I dated you," Will says helpfully, and Regina stares at him and then Emma and then covers her face with her hands.
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15 Jun 2026
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Regina is cursed with a penis after a night out, and there's only one thousand ways to get rid of it.
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15 Jun 2026
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What starts as a bad idea turns into habit, until it becomes something else entirely. After that... It gets harder to explain.
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02 Jun 2026
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Home, where my love lies waiting by hideousskirtconvention
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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After disappearing for three months following her divorce, Emma returns to Storybrooke determined to fix things with Regina. Unfortunately for her, Regina is now the Good Queen of the United Realms and impossibly busy.
Emma’s solution? Weekly game nights.
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02 Jun 2026