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Teresa managed to stay into this job surprisingly long. It had a nice pay, the hours were flexible, and she had no co-workers. But her boss was a controlling man, infuriatingly hard to please.
The demands were arbitrary, tiresome, and sometimes bordered on sadistic.
She took them, she obeyed, and she liked it.He didn't know what to do with it.
So he set out to find her limit, just to find she didn't want one.
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He loves me... *chop*...
He loves me not... *chop!*...Daniel filled an entire cutting board with diced produce but the veggies still refused to give him a straight answer. Peppers never spoke to Daniel much.
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“Well then,” Dean drawls, holding the card and its glittery woodland creatures at arm’s length. “I guess it’s finally the season.”
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How would that Vegas episode have gone, if it were set in PDX instead?
First of all, there would be cheery finger pickin' instead of that desperado guitar riff.
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It's Camila Montero's first night as pivot on her roller derby team, the Hampton Heartbreakers. It's Manny Noceda's 21st time watching her.
Will Camila do well? Will Manny finally talk to his distant crush?And what's this about a Cosmic Frontier badge?
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I'LL Take Some of That: A Piece of Pie or a Love that Dies (Halloween Special) by SteelyDeezNuts
Fandoms: meat dave - Fandom, Rugrats, hey arnold's grandpa - Fandom, Naruto, drake - Fandom, nail polish remover - Fandom, staten island - Fandom, the bronx - Fandom, selena gomez and A$AP Rocky
27 Aug 2022
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Hey Arnold's Grandpa and John Belushi are the owners of a sober house in the South Bronx in the East Tremont section. They are lovers as well as HUGE fans of Canadian hip Hip/ R&B artist "Drake". They are very tired of their business of helping people who are in desperate need of a clean, wholesome home free of tomfoolery, so they scroll through Zillow together one night while watching Hocus Pocus (Which also takes place in the South Bronx). When the pinguine from Kid's Cuisine leaps out of the TV, why are they scared? Where will they run to? Whom is taping on the window? FIND OUT... HERE... IF YOU... DARE...
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And so, six years before the end of the world, Crowley took his woes to where he was used to taking them: To the garden shed.
Specifically to Brother Francis, who occupied the garden shed most evenings. Most often in a form more suitable and familiar to the angel Aziraphale, with whom the demon Crowley was acquainted.
Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis have a chat regarding their young ward.
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The Mystery Of The Slotted Spoon by Snapjack
Fandoms: Taylor Swift (Musician), British Actor RPF, Actor RPF
24 Jun 2020
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"What do you mean, there's another bloody sleuth in town?" cried Thomas, startling the cat which had been snoozing on his lap and getting a rather painful puncturing with the rear claws. His chair swayed dangerously backwards as he fought to regain his balance, scrabbling for purchase on the paper-swamped edge of his desk. Mrs. Emma Thompson, librarian, regarded him with an air of phlegmatic acceptance.
"Just that, my dear," she said patiently. "Her name is--"
"Her??"
"Yes, her, this would go ever so much faster if you wouldn't interrupt so, her name is Miss Swift, and she's from America." -
An Ineffable Taste in Pop Music by Fairyglass
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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It's a long afternoon somewhere in the 1960s and Aziraphale has invited Crowley to the shop to sample a new bakery he's recently discovered. Unfortunately for Crowley's more refined taste, Aziraphale has also discovered... pop music.
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A fluffy post-Dragonfire thing about Seven and Ace getting to know each other.
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I wrote about Charles and Erik as teacups based on this image from tumblr. You should definitely take a look at that post to see what Charles and Erik look like as teacups.
I don't even know what else to say. But if you're not interested in the emotional process of teacups, this is not the fic for you.
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Losing your virginity should not be this logistically difficult.
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- Part 1 of Twist and Shove
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Let's pretend we don't exist; let's pretend we're in Antarctica: Mulder and Scully combat enemies and search for the truth against a background of a seemingly cheerful song (Of Montreal's "Wraith Pinned to the Mist"). An exercise in juxtaposition and irony.