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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    Shane hollander gets called out for being mildly out of touch on twitter for his expensive luggage bag, unsure how to respond Ilya gives him the idea to do a vogue interview. No one said it was a good idea but hey what's the harm.

    Shane Hollander inside the bag vogue interview.

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    Ilya does a vogue interview where he goes through the contents of his Birkin 45, a bag clowned online for it’s ridiculous size and colour. Shane watches and wonders how he's never met the ilya in the interview. Wonders how in eight years he could miss so much.

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    pov: you are a ghost looking over the shoulder of charles leclerc, massive loser femme, while she looks through her whatsapp chat with her equally lame butch lover. and then you watch as she posts an unhinged instagram post too, because she's slightly insane.

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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    The video returns to the set, with the camera on Harris, Shane, and Ilya again. Harris flips to the next question card.

     

     

    Harris: Who expressed interest in the other first?

     

     

    Shane and Ilya each raise the other's shoe.

     

     

    Harris: Ooooo! You disagree!

    Ilya: Shane. We both know that it was you.

    Shane: You were showing off! On purpose! You wanted me to react.

    Ilya: If that helps you sleep at night.

    Harris: Care to tell the story?

     

     

    Shane and Ilya speak over each other.

     

     

    Shane: No way in hell.

    Ilya: After the cameras stop.

    Shane and Ilya, freshly married and days away from their first game together, agree to make a silly video as a couple for the Centaurs' social media.

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    NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
    PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
    NORRIS: Is it good?
    PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
    Let’s do a quick one.
    NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!

    Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!

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    Six speeches from the six members of Shane and Ilya’s wedding party.

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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    Decades after saving the Earth, Grace’s video logs are released to the public

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    A series of canon-compliant Hollanov oneshots that (mostly) take place post The Long Game. Mostly lighthearted, with a variety of different stories from both Shane and Ilya's POV. They all take place in the same universe; however they all are written to work as standalones. Read them in any order you like. They are ordered in chronological order. Posted order is as follows:

    1. Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite/Another Home (Another Home is a PBUF rewrite)
    2. Absolutely Not
    3. A Full Night's Rest
    4. Newlywed Games
    5. The Other Side of the Road
    6. One Unending Fight
    7. Shots
    8. Invisible String
    9. The Best Thing

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    “It’s surprisingly easy to smuggle organic material from the hospital if you know what you’re doing,” Fyodor tells them. Then, “There’s that staff room on the school’s north end that no one ever uses, you know of it, yes? With the fridge and freezer.”

    “Do I want to know how these are related,” Sigma asks, at the same time that understanding clicks on Dazai’s face and it says, “Oh my god. Your hysterectomy?”

    Fyodor smiles. “My hysterectomy.”

    /// OR: Fyodor's uterus is illegally hidden in the fridge of his high school's staff room. Graduation is always supposed to go out with a bang, isn't it?

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      “It’s surprisingly easy to smuggle organic material from the hospital if you know what you’re doing,” Fyodor tells them. Then, “There’s that staff room on the school’s north end that no one ever uses, you know of it, yes? With the fridge and freezer.”

      “Do I want to know how these are related,” Sigma asks, at the same time that understanding clicks on Dazai’s face and it says, “Oh my god. Your hysterectomy?”

      Fyodor smiles. “My hysterectomy.”

      /// OR: Fyodor's uterus is illegally hidden in the fridge of his high school's staff room. Graduation is always supposed to go out with a bang, isn't it?

      https://archiveofourown.org/works/56745778?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#bookmark-form

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    This document contains all of the information you will need as an employee working in Stark Tower. Make sure to keep a copy of this document on you at all times- the information inside could save your life.

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    Whatever happened to Theseus of Athens?

    Or: this encyclopedia entry about the nature of identity might be more than just an encyclopedia entry about the nature of identity.

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    Reference: EXP_442_LALIGA

    Date: 26 October 2025

    Matchday 10: Real Madrid 2 - 1 FC Barcelona

    Subject: Páez Gavira, Pablo (Gavi)

    Fine: €3.000,00

    Incident Description: Violation of Article 122 (Conduct contrary to good sporting order). Following the final whistle, the player intercepted Bellingham, Jude in the player’s tunnel. Visual evidence confirms a physical altercation involving pushing and contact with the other player’s attire.

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    两个NHL球员发现了AO3这个神奇的网站,为了增加自己的同人文数量,他们决定主动提供点素材。

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    He wasn’t totally out of the loop, but between around thirty actual interactions online elapsed, and a once-a-week check-in to make sure his numbers were doing good, Hawks was never the first to know what was happening. He figured that if it was important, it would either be on the morning news he put on while getting ready or one of his handlers would mention it in a meeting. Nobody broke world-ending information on Twitter.

    Hawks could see the appeal, though. If he were stuck on the ground like the rest of the world, he’d probably get sucked in, too.

    There was just something a lot more appealing than seeing Best Jeanist’s fifth ad of the day.

    Hawks caught the wind in his wings, buffeting him up, higher than any of the civilians below him had ever gone without a plane, and he couldn't think of anything better, not even the constant buzzing in his pocket.

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    When the Commission's records are leaked across the internet, Pro Hero: Hawks is both the biggest collateral and the last to find out. He's left to deal with the fallout.

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

    Podfic of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower.

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    Even if half an hour isn't long enough to make a masterpiece, college students rarely have entire days at their disposal for drawing. I want to dedicate 30 minutes a day to drawing a Rin or Len module in Wigglypaint (by Internet Janitor). Just something to help me make my days less m̶o̶n̶o̶c̶h̶r̶o̶m̶e̶ monotone. I will try updating every day.
    Requests/comments are open, both on anon and logged-in!!

    [More information about the series in the first chapter, examples of drawings in the second chapter.]

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