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After a grueling seven-hour upload process, Dirk Strider successfully transfers his AI counterpart, Lil Hal (the Auto-Responder), into a custom-built cybernetic chassis molded in his own likeness. The transition into physical reality instantly overwhelms Hal with sensory data, causing a violent calibration spasm that knocks both of them to the workshop floor
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Dave strider and Terezi are making really terrible sandwiches when Terezi does a mind-ey thing. Whatever I write next will be just as much of a surprise for me as it will be for you.
This is a test of FlaringK's homestuck5plus.
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Hal is human now, and he and Jake have made such great strides in bonding while Jake and Dirk have rekindled their romance, even if Hal's relationship with Dirk seems worse than ever, he really feels safe when Jake is around, which he never expected! He has no problem rough housing with Jake, who he feels safe and comfortable with!
Jake is a filthy, lustful man.
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A post-canon alternate timeline of the epilogues that focus on Sollux, Kanaya, and Jade (though all characters will get their TLC). The story will be split up into the chapters that focus on Kanaya and significant people in her life (the lime chapters), Jade and the significant people in her life (the clementine chapters) and Sollux and the important blah blah blah (the lemon chapters). One of my missions with this story is to make some of the epilogue developments feel more natural (i.e. everything to do with Jane, she will still end this story as a villain but my goal is to make it feel more like a natural progression of her character). I do not claim to be a better writer than anybody who worked on the epilogues, this work and the homestuck epilogues have very different goals, The Trickster Citrus has been made with good faith and nothing else.
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Caliborn finally gets the courage to go all the way with his pretty mate, and Hal is more than happy to help get him off despite his nerves.
Caliborn and Hal are in an established relationship and live far from everyone else.
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1:26 in the morning. Middle of the city. The only lights being the neon signs from the bars and clubs nearby, combined with the occasional streetlight.
He could see his breath. It was raining. That didn't happen all too often.
The water made his clothes cling to his skin.
He helped create this world. It was almost funny how much that he wanted to leave it.
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OR: Dirk can't stand living anymore. But Hal can't bare the thought of losing him.
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A lone author and diehard Dirk fan plumbs the depths of Meat Dirk’s ultimate soul and its several unfortunate entanglements in an effort to make Homestuck: Beyond Canon’s self-professed villain a more explicitly sympathetic character. Will Dirk willingly submit to a much-needed and well-deserved character resuscitation, or will this new author’s invasive mental methods and underhanded narrative influence only antagonize him? Along the way, will Rose and Terezi become entrenched in the character-study-cum-therapy-session-cum-psychological-warfare, or can Dirk and the author keep their emotionally and ontologically complicated interactions to themselves?
(Please note that only chapters 3, 4, and 5 feature explicit sex scenes; despite the large number of relationship and sex-related tags, this isn't a smutfic, it's just a fic with some smut in it).
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The downing of the Aurora was one tragedy among many in the long history of Planet 4546B, but it is, perhaps, one you can survive.
Once a young boy stood on a sterile, white sand shore, dreaming of the stars.
After the fetters of broken dreams rain down with the thousands of red-hot meteors that scatter across an endless ocean with no hint of land in sight--maybe this tragedy will set you free.
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Chap 1, 3-5 Halquius
2 solo Equius
6 Horloz
7 equitavSeries
- Part 2 of My art
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If You Wanted Me to Get Into the Coffin, You Shouldn't Have Bought It At A Discount by CoffinBreaker
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Splitting on anyone is a pretty harsh experience. Splitting on your on-and-off-again Favorite Person who happens to be your big brother who consistently neglects you might be a bit harsher. Needless to say, you've had enough. You're getting the fuck out of dodge.
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CALIBORN: The stupid shades. Are not going to be disgusting. Here in my mind.
HAL: Is that where we are?
HAL: Explains the emptiness.
GAMZEE: (honking laugher)Alternatively, 4 dudes, 1 skull. A play in 3 parts (and some change.)
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Seventeen year old Rose Lalonde lives in the tiny town of Rainbow Falls, practically hidden away in the Adirondack mountains. She deals with the death of her older sister and her mother’s alcoholism the reasonable way, by running off for days at a time to a place no one could possibly find her.
Near the end of her junior year in high school she is assigned a new lab partner in biology. Dave Strider is new in town and Rose begins to think he is more than what he lets on.
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it's not treading water if you're fully submerged, is it?
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a rewrite of dirk's thought process during his suicide in the candy epilogue. first stream-of-consciousness drafted in late 2023, touched up and added details in may 2026. -
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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The Strider-Lalonde fortune has been lost thanks to your father’s actions, and all you and your siblings have is your name and a lavish family estate you can ill afford to maintain. When Jacob English, Duke of Harley, proposes a union between your houses, it’s really in your best interest to accept.
Never mind that he’s a widower thrice over and the fates of his dearly departed darlings remain a mystery to you and the rest of the Skaian Court.
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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“You know, if I were someone else I’d be somewhat suspicious about how much information you seem to have on every person you meet or stumble across,” you mention to Sollux, sitting in the cockpit beside him. “Then again, if I were someone else I would have probably hid your warning about not associating with you and I’d be short one pilot, one apiary expert, one warp core engineer, and one excellent wing-man, so I’d try not to see a horse gift on the mouth.”
Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.
If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...
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- Part 1 of Gold Pilot AU
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This is an offshoot universe which takes place during Act 6 Act 5. It would be important to refresh yourself with pages the pages from, https://homestuck.com/007412 - https://homestuck.com/007439 , for this first portion. The events of pages, https://homestuck.com/007440 - https://homestuck.com/007537 , do not actually happen.
Lets say the comic starts off after, https://homestuck.com/007538
Jake finally loses hope in himself.
Also this is my first published fan-work so be nice, I know characters decently but if ya got any suggestions lmk!!
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Jake English is the prince of Lomax, one of the Four Noble Kingdoms. He's about to reunite with his closest friends after three years apart. He's also going to fall in love, but he doesn't know that part yet so nobody tell him.
It's gonna be a long, gay summer.
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My sfw Halquius Art and comics
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- Part 1 of My art