middle-aged hobbits in rut (and their playfully mean post-menopausal omegas)
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never too old to try by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Sep 2024
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Bilbo Baggins is much too old to still be going into rut, and Thorin hasn't gone into heat in decades. That doesn't stop him from trying to impregnate him, though.
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bully your alphas, or bilbo baggins' guide to making your king squirm by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Oct 2024
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"Are you in rut, mugragurmê?"
Bilbo huffed. "Don't make fun."
But Thorin was already grinning like the cat that got the cream, making Bilbo's ears redden.
The expanded version of "never too old to try." We can get a little nasty for October. As a treat.
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like blood in the water, or thorin oakenshield's guide to wrecking your hobbit by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
19 Feb 2025
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Thorin Oakenshield, for all intents and purposes, shouldn't be going into heat at 196 years old. Yet, perhaps due to his husband’s cloying ruts, one had managed to be squeezed out of him. It shouldn't have been possible. But here they were.
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