Battlefield Terra
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John is one of eight mech pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space.
Only then he actually meets one of them face to face.
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- Part 1 of Battlefield Terra
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Battlefield Terra: In Which The Characters Prove Exactly Why They Shouldn’t Have Kids Ever, But They Have Them Anyway And It’d Be A Pain To Return Them Now So Hey Why Not. by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jun 2012
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"They're not going to bite, you know," She drawled without even turning to look at him, as she forced a sausage-like Harleybertian leg in a leg-hole. She was smirking, though, he could tell from her voice. "Or projectile venom. Hell, even vomit wouldn't get that far."
Prequel to Battlefield Terra. 3 000 words of Mr. Strider meeting his newborn clonebabies for the first time. Also features Doc Lalonde.
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- Part 2 of Battlefield Terra
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For my Timestamp Meme: Karkat on an Alternian fleet ship, one month before BT starts.
--When he passes by the movie block there's an argument in progress, a teal girl and a rust guy. The rust is in his dormitory, and Karkat doesn't know his name and doesn't know he has a kismesis already, a kismesis that's on another ship at the foot end of the universe (the ass end is right here) and they're vanishingly unlikely to get a visiting grant for drone season but they still cling to the relationship so ferociously. Nope. Totally doesn't know that. He doesn't know the teal's on the rebound either and is only after the rust for the shape of his horns anyway.
They're both hateflirting with people who aren't even here, it's obvious in the forms their insults take, neither quite hitting the mark, or hitting it too deep, and they keep trying anyway like stubborn brainless morons led around by their bulges. It's a clusterfuck in excruciatingly slow motion.
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- Part 3 of Battlefield Terra
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Battlefield Terra Prequel - The One Where Bro And Noir Hatefuck by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Aug 2012
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Bro makes a show of snorting, of relaxing his stance. His heart is still in his throat. His kids, his kids, someone almost took his kids. Someone did, and the only reason they didn't get away with it has nothing to do with him, nothing, and everything with that rabid weasel who won't. Step. Off. His balls.
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Pretty much as the title says.Series
- Part 4 of Battlefield Terra
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"Nepeta, I am a busy troll. If you would please stop beating around the nonexistent bush…"
"And just pounce already? That's less fun!" Huff! Sigh. "But sure, I can do that."
She wraps her arms around his neck, forearms tucked under his chin. She settles her chin on his forehead, his horns on either side of her throat. He's still waiting, steady, tools in hand.
He asked her to pounce, so she does.
"I want you to visit my cockpit befur you visit Aradia's."
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- Part 5 of Battlefield Terra
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Outtake/what-if. (Not BT canon, but uses BT settings.)
John needs to fix Karkat's depression somehow. A pillow fort seems like just what the doctor ordered.
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- Part 6 of Battlefield Terra
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JD: john seriously i think after more than a week he knows how to take a shower without you!!!
JD: i promise i wont drown him even a little bit :pp
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Pesterlog between John and Jade about something that did not happen in BT proper, but totally could have.Poor Karkat. :'(
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- Part 7 of Battlefield Terra
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For Johnkat day: What if John had walked in that bathroom in chapter 7 of Battlefield Terra.
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- Part 8 of Battlefield Terra
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Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass. Daemons are animal-shaped external manifestations of a person's inner self and soul.
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A collection of ficlets exploring what might have gone differently in Battlefield Terra if the trolls, or the humans, or both had daemons.Series
- Part 1 of Daemon AUs
- Part 9 of Battlefield Terra
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"You scumfucking highbloods," he commented, hands on his (clothed thank fuck) hips, a single toe in the holy shit that's warm water. Never mind relaxing, you'd melt in there. And who the hell went swimming to relax anyways, apart from gill-lickers.
It'd been five or six perigees. Aliens were still weirdos.
"[What (garblegarble) sayin Kaaaa(r)kaa(t)?]"
"[I say how this is fun?]"
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Anonymous asked: BT Johnkat in a jacuzzi? Or a hot spring or other such warm pool of water. To balance out your list of anime tropes!Post-chapter 7, not BT canon.
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- Part 10 of Battlefield Terra
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You draw yourself out of his arms, afterwards, pull yourself free. He doesn’t have the strength to hold you back, of course.
His eyes almost manage it, beast-bright, unnatural, harpooning you in the chest where it churns and clenches and burns.
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Aftermath of a Karkat/Equius hatefuck. Not BT canon.Series
- Part 11 of Battlefield Terra
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Anonymous asked: BT guys shower gangbang fantasy/embarassing wet dream?
(yay for fishing old prompts out of the abyss! weirdass floaty dream ahoy. contain vague dream porn, stealth angst and dreamy creepiness. also probably happens either during the first half of chapter 7 or before chpt7 entirely.)
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- Part 12 of Battlefield Terra
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Battlefield Terra - Not A Relationship Anyway by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Jun 2014
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"Jesus, no way to find a decent fourth," Jack says, disgusted, as another lily-livered wannabe hard-ass retreats from their table. Boxcars and Deuce snort (well, Boxcars snorts, Deuce giggles.)
"To Droog," Boxcars says blandly, and raises his beer. Deuce imitates him. "Ponciest asshole who ever got murdered by a dead broad."
Jack rolls his eyes and flips his cards over, checks that there aren’t any with marks he hasn’t put there himself.
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Anonymous said: BT Noir, the time he realized this thing with Strider wasn't going away (and he didn't want it to).Series
- Part 13 of Battlefield Terra