The Big Banging Theory
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When you were a kid, you went on a field trip to a glass-making studio. You watched, fascinated, as the artists blew through those thin tubes, made these bubbles of orange molten glass swell, waited to tie them off. They let the kids try it. Most of the bubbles were too small to be useful, just little lumps of liquid sand that got melted down and played with again. Your bubble, though—you blew too hard, and the glass got so thin that it broke when you tried to tie it off. That's how you feel now.
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Deeply-closeted John lets Dave top him for the first time.
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- Part 1 of The Big Banging Theory
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The two of you have guests over all the time, but this one’s turned into something more than permanent. Nepeta was moving through, she said. Trying to look for a job, she said. Too young for anything she finds, she said, no one’s hiring seven-sweep-old trolls in Hollywood. But she’s been here for three months now, sleeping on your couch. Or your floor rug. Or at the foot of your bed. Or anywhere, really. She’ll curl up in a patch of sun, holding her tail in her kitten-gloved hands, and she looks so like a cat that it almost hurts.
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"Chose not to use archive warnings" because Nepeta is 16.
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- Part 2 of The Big Banging Theory
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you don't love but god do you yearn for him, yearn until your heart beat-beats, beat-beats in your chest and you'll rip apart the entire galaxy for him but you don't love him, you don't, you don't and he's your entire world.
(john loves being penetrated and dave doesn't know what to do because with him he has to be careful, with him he has to be slow and it's so different from everyone else he's had sex with because with john there's always this veil of denial, this delicacy that will shatter if you so much as prod it with a feather.
he can do slow. Goddamn can he do slow, in all the times they've had sex he's always been slow, always went along with what john wanted but now that he was in a position of power he didn't know what to do.)Series
- Part 3 of The Big Banging Theory
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“John, he’s my brother. I’m not putting him in a fucking hotel for a week just because of your delicate feefees.”
John and Dave are roommates. Roommates who occasionally have sex. Roommates who frequently have houseguests. Roommates who occasionally have sex with their houseguests. Bro is one of those houseguests. Sex ensues.
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- Part 4 of The Big Banging Theory
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Three Halves and a Whole by 2x2verse (agent_florida), Mystical for agent_florida
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Mar 2013
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he doesn't understand, he doesn't understand your aching need and he just - he just goes and throws around the phrase 'no homo' like it's going out of fashion and you wonder who he's trying to fool.
(because you've jerked him off and sucked his dick and fucked him and he fucked you and you're not just some pretty little experiment, some exception to the rule and he loves you, he loves you he does and he's not fucking seeing it)Series
- Part 5 of The Big Banging Theory
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A Whole from Three Halves by 2x2verse (agent_florida), Mystical for Mystical
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Oct 2013
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She's sat and waited for them to solve their issues for over ten years now, and it's obviously not working. Rose decides to take matters into her own hands.
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- Part 6 of The Big Banging Theory
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It's different when it's Nepeta or Bro or hell, even Rose because you've kissed and fucked them but you've ever dated them and this time it's Jade and her alien cuttlefish princess girlfriend and suddenly it's not okay.
You thought you've gotten over this shit. Hell, John has, Rose has, as far as you can tell everyone else has and you thought. You thought you had as well, you thought you were stronger than this, but after seeing her face you remember golden ships and dead bros and dead Daves and dead Johns and you've died so many times for him, for them, for all of them and even after ten years, that's not something that can be easily forgotten.
And John is still doing his oblivious no-homo schtick.
You're going to need a lot of drinks.
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- Part 7 of The Big Banging Theory
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This is what happens when Dave brings home his new boyfriend, who looks like the roommate he sleeps with, without telling you, said roommate he sleeps with.
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- Part 8 of The Big Banging Theory