Coin-Operated Boy
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Know why you and me are one (Come lie next to me) by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Sep 2023
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Philamachina, PA
“Oh, no, no thank you,” Dennis is saying, taking a graceful step back in the crowded room. Away from the tantalizing vape being waved in his face. He's not sure why he starts explaining himself, but he does, as if that will make his seem any less odd. “See— See, I got a little bit too into femmeroids a while back. I don’t— Ha — I don’t do that shit anymore.”
(Or, the city of brotherly love has become the city that loves sentient machines, until, of course, they don't)
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- Part 1 of Coin-Operated Boy
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So hold me, Mom (In your electronic arms) by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
20 Sep 2023
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Man shall not lie with Man, neither Machine with Machine. Thus the word of God shall be fulfilled.
“What does that mean?” Dennis asks, sleep slowing his brain and loosening his tongue. He pours coffee, and Mac’s eyes light up at the change to preach.
“Oh, dude, so you know the scripture about homosexuality? They’re saying that God doesn’t want machines banging machines, either. It’s, you know, unnatural.”
Dennis blows the steam off the top of his coffee. He says, quiet, “And what exactly do you think we are?”
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- Part 2 of Coin-Operated Boy
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Your love is not a sin (even if it's hard) by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Dec 2023
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Dennis wonders if the very first femmebot blinked her way into existence from a dark and endless void, sentient, alive, alive through no will of her own, and he wonders if she had turned away from the delighted engineers to see the disapproving world surrounding her.
Eve, all over again.
Made from plasticine ribs that never housed another heartbeat.
Eve, without Adam. Eve first, this time.
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- Part 3 of Coin-Operated Boy
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In our world of wire/Ignite our dreams of— by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Jun 2024
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Biological. It’s a dirty fucking word.
Day 14—Selfcest
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- Part 14 of Pride 2024 Kinktober prompts
- Part 4 of Coin-Operated Boy
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Baby let me get a little piece of you (I just wanna cut you open) by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Oct 2024
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Dennis, on principle—or, rather, by habit—doesn’t believe in God.
Day 7—Robot
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2024
- Part 5 of Coin-Operated Boy
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My Plug In Baby by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF), Video Blogging RPF
07 Dec 2025
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On the thirtieth to thirty-seventh floors of a gleaming metal building referred to, nearly exclusively, as the Grinder—a crass reference to the prolific homosexual dating app—there are field offices of the Machina-Agalma Technological Institution for the Research and Development of Artificial Life.
(or, dan and phil sex robot au)
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2025
- Part 6 of Coin-Operated Boy
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Our Twentieth Century Bitch by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF), Video Blogging RPF
16 Apr 2026
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Intensity. Relief. Pain. No, not pain, Joy. Intensity. A bright, white light. Color. Color cascading down the sides of his face, dripping wet from his temples, color. Etymology. Color dripping from his temples. A sacrifice at the altar. A woman kneeling down in prayer/prayer/prayer.
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- Part 7 of Coin-Operated Boy