anon hs fics
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Months post-game, things are settling down. Dave isn't sure what to do about Dirk following him around like a baby duck. Flirt with him?
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- Part 1 of anon hs fics
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ROXY: what r u doin?
DIRK: Roleplaying with Rose.
ROXY: roleplaying what, freud and jung?
DIRK: No, but maybe later.An AU where Dirk and Rose RP to work through their post-Sburb emotions instead of doing All That.
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- Part 2 of anon hs fics
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DAVE: my point is that my heads trying to make a name for itself mixing the most painful beats imaginable
DAVE: and meanwhile were naked in bed together
ROSE: Yes, I noticed.Meteor morning after.
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- Part 3 of anon hs fics
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Dave's throwing another dreadful Hollywood party and drinking too much. Dirk, feeling neglected and unaccomplished, sulks in the corner. Later, Dirk helps Dave back upstairs to his bedroom.
OR: Men with attachment issues will have sex instead of a conversation.
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- Part 4 of anon hs fics
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Angry from an argument, Rose lets her mother mistakenly drink a HuCow potion. She’d better take responsibility for the effects.
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- Part 5 of anon hs fics
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Dave pitches some dramatics while brooding over the cadaver of a slaughtered loved one.
OR: What kind of sick freak pops a boner over his bro’s corpse?
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- Part 6 of anon hs fics
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Dirk has just escaped the lab in which he was created. He needs to acquire allies and jailbreak his friends. First, though, he's going to meet his progenitor's brother. Dirk's spent his life drifting in and out of Bro's head, and is determined to get Dave away from him.
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- Part 7 of anon hs fics
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Kanaya takes the initiative to meddle in Dave and Rose's relationship.
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- Part 8 of anon hs fics
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It’s hard starting testosterone while stuck on a cramped meteor with your hot sister and barely any privacy to jack off. It’s hard and no one understands.
OR: Two awkward virgins cannot stop talking.
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- Part 9 of anon hs fics