The GARNet AU
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The GARNet by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Oct 2022
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The Coruscant Guard may be the worst posting a clone can land, but those who wind up stuck on Coruscant have two things that their vode do not: regular interaction with the entirety of the GAR, and lots of free time.
It doesn't take very long for those unfortunate few to get bored—and bored troopers left to their own devices are going to get up to something.
What that 'something' is, well...
They call it the GARNet.
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- Part 1 of The GARNet AU
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The Kenobi Chronicles by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 May 2022
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General Kenobi isn't actually dead. Someone should really tell that to his troopers, though.
Or: The clones under General Kenobi's command have a groupchat dedicated to him. Cody wishes his subordinates weren't so fucking stupid.
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- Part 2 of The GARNet AU
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Crime Pays Better than the Republic by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
17 Jul 2022
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The Republic has no interest in helping Fox keep the Coruscant Guard safe. That's fine by him; if the Senate won't do anything, he'll find someone who will—even if it means he has to use some...unorthodox methods.
Or: Fox makes an alliance with the Mendal Conglomerate, the crime syndicate that controls Coruscant. Miraculously, only a few people die as a result.
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- Part 3 of The GARNet AU
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The Worst Job in the Clone Army by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Sep 2022
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No matter how technologically advanced civilization becomes, there are some staples of sentient life that will remain forever unchanged: humor, curiosity, good food, and the abject torment of flimsiwork.
(The GAR has a human resources department. Nobody likes it—not the clones who use it, and definitely not the clones who staff it.)
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- Part 4 of The GARNet AU
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Revised GAR by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Oct 2022
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The numbers given in canon for how large the GAR is and how it functions make no damn sense. So, I did a bunch of math and research and came up with a new and improved semi-realistic actually-functional GAR. This is mostly a reference for my own fics so I don't have to explain everything I've changed in each chapter, but I've had people ask to use my restructured GAR for their own fics so I am putting it out there for anyone to use. This will also include my clone culture notes in future chapters.
Please credit me @WobblyCat if you adapt any portion of my Revised GAR to your own work! I spent way too many hours crunching numbers and reading about the military for my effort to go unappreciated lmao
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- Part 5 of The GARNet AU
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Eviction Notice by WobblyCat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Jul 2023
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Coruscant is home to many things: the Jedi Temple, the Senate Rotunda, and one trillion permanent residents. What it does not have is space.
The one thing the Coruscant Guard needs is a place to live, and it's the one thing the Senate hadn't thought to provide. So, the Senate makes a decision no one likes—least of all the Corries themselves.
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- Part 6 of The GARNet AU