Detectivebent
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There were very few things, Sollux reflected, more magnificent than Karkat worked up into a righteous fury and set to the chase. There were also, he admitted with a wince, not many things louder.
Alternative Title: Everyone (Except Kanaya) is a Douche to Everyone Else and Karkat Doesn't Deal Well With Feelings Ever (There's Some Murder Too)
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- Part 1 of Detectivebent
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Nothing Personal, Jack, It's Just Good Business by Aubreylia (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jul 2012
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Rose: Be the Psychologistician ==>
You are the best Psychologistician the world has ever seen, attached to the Police Department in the largest coastal port on Alternia. It's entirely too bad your patients are anything but treatable.
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- Part 2 of Detectivebent
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Rose was on a quest.
Rose's quest consisted of two objectives: kissing the girl* and saving the damsel in distress**.
Rose was sometimes concerned for her own sanity.
At least her pet skull hadn't started talking back to her yet.*Who was alarmingly pretty and intimidatingly skilled with autopsies and the aggressive application of medicine and Rose had so many sexy nurse fantasies it was practically psychic sexual harassment
**Who might or might not be in distress and was not, in fact, a damselSeries
- Part 3 of Detectivebent
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You Magnificent Bastard, I Read Your Book by Aubreylia (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Jul 2012
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Karkat is, to Sollux's eternal consternation, exactly the type of moron to walk into a hostage situation completely alone and unarmed and think it will do anything whatsoever to improve it.
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- Part 4 of Detectivebent
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Thank What Gods May Be for My Unconquerable Soul by Aubreylia (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Oct 2012
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What's surprising to most is not the fact that Karkat wants to attempt a suicidal charge against the largest, most dangerous criminal kingpin and hemospectrum radical in Alternia, but that he hasn't yet.
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- Part 5 of Detectivebent
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The life of Wilard Romnee was characterized primarily by his endless dissatisfaction with the state of the world - i.e. that he was not ruling it - and secondarily by his spectacular lack of any discernible self-preservation instincts.
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- Part 6 of Detectivebent