Observe The Viewing Globe

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Series Begun:
2009-12-18
Series Updated:
2015-09-06
Description:

This is NOT the whole OVG anthology!

Instead, these are my contributions to the collection which was conceived and created by Cheryl Roberts and Willow Blessing almost twenty years ago. See the actual description/concept in the Notes; I switched it around because of space reasons.

All stories were written between 1997 and 2000, and the style reflects that. (Epithets ahoy! Please forgive the then-rookie writer?) Fics are listed in chronological order as presented by the airdates of episodes in both Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Power Rangers Zeo.

Unedited from the originals except to fix some misspellings and formatting issues. Enjoy!

Notes:

I decided to post my contributions to OVG here because the collection was never widely available; it only ever appeared on three password-protected dedicated archives, namely "The Back Room" of "Jenga's Library", "Guilty Pleasures" at "Power Rangers Mania" and "The Basement". The first two can only be found through the WayBack Machine at the Internet Archive, whereas all adult files of the third have been shifted to a Yahoo group, "thebasementarchives". OVG is not yet posted there.

Summary: Zordon [ ... ] reappeared moments later, not in the meditation chamber Alpha was familiar with, but in a well-shielded room in the lowest subbasement of the Power Chamber--a room Zordon had taken great pains to keep secret from both Alpha and Billy. In design, it was much like the main chamber of the old Command Center--a bit smaller but complete with viewing globe. However, where there had been computers and sensor arrays there were now piles of pillows, cushions, and curtains reminiscent of a seraglio; they helped provide the proper atmosphere.

Ten thousand years... I haven't gotten any since Rita Repulsa trapped me in this bloody time warp! At least trapped in a dumpster, she could get herself off if she wanted to!

Over the millennia, however, he had found a way to vent his pent up sexual frustrations. With his viewing globe, he had become an interdimensional voyeur, getting his thrills in watching the innumerable species of the universe getting it on. Although, for a while, simply being a spectator had lost its charm -- after ten millennia one was bound to become jaded. Zordon had literally seen it all. Yet, a recent series of discoveries had livened things up considerably.

The first occurred shortly after he had recruited his first team of Rangers following Rita's escape from her prison. The teens had discovered a very unusual side effect of the Morphin' Powers on humans. In addition to being granted enhanced strength, stamina and fighting abilities, the powers of the Morphin' Grid also enhanced the sex drive. Human adolescents already possessed an overabundance of hormones fueling their sexual urges; the Morphin' Power shot them right off the charts. It was a little quirk Zordon hadn't encountered before, and to his good fortune, the Rangers had found a very satisfying solution to their dilemma for all parties: turning to each other for sexual release regardless of gender and personal inclination.

The other fortuitous discovery was that since the Rangers were all connected to the Morphin' Grid, not only could he watch the action, but he could experience it as well. It was as if he was inside the Rangers' minds and bodies; he could feel the pleasure coursing through them from the first flicker of lust to the all-consuming orgasmic explosions, and he could "hear" their thoughts, but only in those moments of intense hormonal agitation. It was the next best thing to being there! He was blessed with Rangers who were not only pleasing to look at but were passionate of nature and imaginative in their play as well.

He had never spoken to the Rangers regarding this side effect or of his "participation" in their activities via the Morphin' Grid. He feared that if they knew he was aware of their actions, they'd cease being so uninhibited (humans could be so touchy about sex!). By the same token, the Rangers had never mentioned their difficulties to him, perhaps thinking that he--like most adults they knew--would put an end to their fun (which was the last thing he wanted to do!).

Zordon had put his viewing globe to good use over the years, watching his proteges and archiving their liaisons, saving the best for periods when the Rangers weren't particularly sexually inspired. In doing so, he had made one other happy discovery that kept his collection from growing stale. Thanks to all the tampering with the timestream their adversaries had done, the Command Center/Power Chamber's sensors were very sensitive to fluxuations in the tributaries of the timestream. In short, he could pick up on the Rangers' amorous adventures from any where or any when. Ah, the myriad variables and infinite combinations and outcomes when one explored the vastness of alternate realities...! However, there was one constant he could rely on: horny teenagers would be horny teenagers.

Zordon caused the lights to dim and the crystalline orb to flicker to life. He would have several hours to enjoy his private collection. With a low chuckle, he murmured cheekily, "Rangers, observe the viewing globe!"

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95,992
Works:
13
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Yes
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