sbi fics that cleanses my soul
im still relatively new to ao3 so idk what im doing
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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"Techno?"
"Yeah Tommy?"
"What does the sky look like?"
Techno paused, the question, like most of Tommy's questions made his heart ache for reasons he didn't understand.
"I'll show it to you one day" he doesn't know why he says that, he knows by now not to make promises he doesn't know he can keep.
"Really?"
"I promise" and he swears to himself he'll find a way to keep it.
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Or Techno is a hero on a mission that quickly gets derailed when he meets Tommy, a boy who's spent his whole life locked in one room with only Dream, the biggest villain of the century, for company.
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- Part 1 of Born to Fly, Destined to Burn
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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Don't Worry He Doesn't Bite by Melatonin_High
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 Dec 2021
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He warily opened an eye and gasped. In front of him was a puddle of different colored liquids and glass. Sat in the middle of all of it, was an orange cat with a white streak on its forehead. He scooted back in surprise and the animal blinked at him.
“The fuck are you lookin’ at prick?” Tommy’s voice came from the cat and Wilbur let out a shocked humorless laugh.
“You’re- you’re a pussy!” Wilbur pointed at the small feline who was steadying themselves upright awkwardly.
“Wha- am not! You’re a pussy!”
“No! Tommy you’re actually a pussy, like- you are a cat!” he exclaimed out of breath and in pain. Tommy slowly looked down at the ground and lifted a little paw, he stared at it for a second before launching several feet in the air screaming.Or:
Tommy is a bounty hunter who is hunting Wilbur and accidentally falls on a bunch of mixed potions and turns into a cat. Wilbur is somehow the only person who can understand what he is saying and begs him to turn him back. Wilbur eventually agrees to get the child to leave him alone and they are off on an adventure to the Antartic Empire for a cure.
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- Part 1 of Ankle Biter
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The kid looks up at him with tears in his eyes, sniffling and seeming to be waiting for something, and Technoblade falters a bit when he sees how blue those eyes are. They remind him of Phil’s eyes, almost. It’s strangely endearing.
Technoblade tilts his head to the side, frowning a bit as he stares back, listens to the baby make quiet noises up at him. A small hand gets raised up towards Techno, and like a soft fool, he reaches his hand into the crib.
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In which Pirate!Technoblade breaks into a old ship to find loot, and he finds a baby Tommy instead, who was left behind in the abandoned ship. He takes Tommy with him back to Wilbur and Phil, and they go on to raise and love Tommy while being pirates at sea.
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we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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- Part 1 of Roadtrip Playlist
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The Shadows and the Son by SunOfIcarus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Mar 2022
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And it’s… well, at first Techno thinks it's a human. He’s got rounded cheeks and a small button nose, mouth wide open and yelling. He’s waving his arms around angrily, tiny fingers clenched into a fist. But then Techno looks slightly up, and he can see the pointed, furry ears sticking out from his unruly blond hair. Techno shifts the boy to the side and he can see a tail.
“–me go, you bitch! Fuck you! Let me go!”
A little warrior, Techno thinks as the boy kicks and curses in his fist. Runt, his mind screams, looking at just how small the boy is in his hands.
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Werewolf Tommy is abandoned by his pack. Vampire SBI decide to take him in (only until they find someone else to care for him. They won't get attached-right?)
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- Part 1 of Shadows and the Son
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Bookmarked by Aroaceofspades
12 Nov 2022
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THIS IS SOO GOOD MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAT THE OG SBI FICS!!!
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Scout's eyes are badly damaged in battle and for some reason, Medic's gun can't fix him. Until they figure out how to heal Scout, he needs someone to look after him and keep him safe.
Sniper is given the job.
[3rd person limited, Scout's POV, some character development done on a whim]
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- Part 1 of Running Blind
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Bookmarked by Littleghostboy15
21 Aug 2022
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Owo bet ship
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Notes App by moonstonemoths
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
05 Jul 2022
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That’s it. My horny notes app. A bunch of horny concepts. Not stories.
You have been warned; there are darker themes and concepts, however, they are organized with markers.
I’m probably not gonna update the tagsSeries
- Part 1 of dead dove: do not eat works