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Jimin poked Namjoon's chest through his The Future Is Female sweatshirt. “So, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”
OR: A self-indulgent modern-day Clueless AU in which Jimin is a spoiled LA teen, Namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, Tae is a menace on four wheels, and Hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.
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- Part 1 of Clueless AU
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a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jul 2017
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As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.
He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.
Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?
One more huff from the guy.
He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.
“I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”
(or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)
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- Part 1 of no sleep till brooklyn
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Seoul, 1990 // Kim Namjoon is in love with his fiancé, Jeon Jungkook. He doesn’t foresee anything ever changing that.
He doesn’t foresee Kim Taehyung.
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rn… no words except Modern Classic.
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When he returned to his study to shelve the book, he took a step back and let his eyes wander the rows and rows of leather-bound volumes. Like little stars twinkling back at him on a dark night, he saw the obvious for the first time: Jeon.
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After all, one couldn’t consummate a love affair twice.
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It’s just funny,” his Jeongsik-samchon had said, absently running a hand through Taehyung’s shaggy hair at dinner, “I was so convinced you’d study literature. It was all you cared about for so long.”
Taehyung smiled tightly.
“SNU’s College of Humanities was convinced they’d get you and the Golden Kim at the same time,” -
A Breach of Protocol by Anna (pineconepickers), tragicamente
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Mar 2022
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Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.
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wow i want to kiss fel in between every chapter
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Namjoon walked towards them, almost absently wiping his ripped abs with the shirt. His eyes fixed on Wooram, something satisfied in the look before that gaze turned to Seokjin. “Text me,” Namjoon said.
“...What?”
“When you’ve made it back to your room – text me,” Namjoon said, or commanded, and Seokjin felt it pulse through him, whichever it was.
“Of course,” he heard himself say, breathlessly.
////Hey, you never answered the question. Do you miss me sometimes?”
Namjoon exhaled, fingers stroking his arm gently. “I always think of you when we’re not together, and even when we are.”
“Me too,” he said quietly.
The bathroom floor was flooded, and Seokjin was in love.////
The way Namjoon looked at him so intensely and said stunning was like a song, a prayer, a tribute to Seokjin’s very soul and not the golden ratio of his face.
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“I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
“Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.
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like red white royal blue but yoonjin....
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How in love are you on a scale from one to ten?” she asks.
“Ah,” Yoongi mumbles, “I’m gonna need a bigger scale.”
/////Yoongi braces himself with a deep breath. “Do you remember when you went away for a month after we started seeing each other? Your diplomatic tour.”
Seokjin nods absently, toying with his cufflinks.
“One of the first times we called each other, I asked you what you’d do if you were a regular citizen for a day. Do you remember what you said?”
Seokjin blinks, his inside swiveling with realization. “I’m sure it was something very wise and profound.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes. “You said you’d like to hold hands with someone that you love and who loves you back.” He holds out a hand. Seokjin’s heart leaps in his chest as though to escape and fit itself in Yoongi’s palm. “What do you say?”
Seokjin slots their fingers together, unable to contain the pleased flush rushing up his face. “Yours is my favorite hand to hold, love.”
Yoongi doesn’t say anything about Seokjin being a sap this time.
Seokjin thinks it may be because the idea is entertaining to them both.
He plants one last kiss on Yoongi’s lips and calls for the driver to bring them forward.
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“I think saving your virginity for marriage is stupid,” Namjoon said, almost whining.
Jungkook huffed. “Is this always on your mind?”
“When I’m with you?” Namjoon asked, equally incredulous, “Yeah. It is. A lot.”
“What’s your best-case scenario for this conversation, Namjoon?” Jungkook asked plainly.
“Well,” Namjoon thought, “Best-case…you agree that being a virgin is stupid and then we do something about it.”
“And if I don’t agree that being a virgin is stupid?” Jungkook inquired.
“Then you keep being a stupid virgin,” Namjoon mumbled.
“Good chat,” Jungkook told him.
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In a cool, 90s vintage way, Jungkook always thought he’d save his virginity for the person he married. In a normal, 2021 way, Namjoon would rather he didn’t.
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double take namkook you are in a league of your own…
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wouldn’t be lovely to live in a world where minimoni are in love and fulfilling all their greatest romance fantasies with each other? luckily i dont have to imagine