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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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- Part 1 of Malfoy Mysteries
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The Other Was Neville Longbottom by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2026
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Neville Longbottom wasn’t brave. In fact, if you asked anyone at all, they would say he was hardly a Gryffindor. He preferred his solitude and his plants. The greenhouses never avoided his company or called him a Squib or expected him to live up to the legacy of his parents. And, for six years, he got away with hiding there.
Then Voldemort came back from the dead, Harry left for an extended camping trip, and the school fell to the Death Eaters. Neville did what anyone would have done. He called for a meeting with the DA, certain that someone else (anyone else) would step up and become the leader that they needed to survive.
So why did everyone keep looking at Neville like he was going to lead a revolution? Why was his mum whispering to him every time he got cursed? And why was Draco Malfoy blushing so much? -
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Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son's newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice. Little does he know that his son's crush is none other than his own childhood nemesis, who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle awkward situations, parenthood, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. COMPLETE!
Finalist for "After All This Time?" Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluffy/Humor Fic"
WINNER for Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Beyond the Nook Fanfiction Awards!Series
- Part 1 of This Is Everything
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Pansy Parkinson's Parlour for Sexually Uninhibited Witches and Wizards by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Pansy has created a place for witches and wizards to act out their wildest magical fantasies. The rules are you must be transfigured so that no one ever recognises you and you must never use your real name.
Hermione is sick of being the most recognisable witch in the world. No one really tries to get to know her. They want to know Hermione Granger the war hero. She's tired of it and just wants to have a little fun without consequences.
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So this came about because my partner and I were brainstorming all the different kinky stuff you could get into with magic. I honestly don't know what tags I should be using. I figure I will just add pairings as I go. Identities are secret for the most part. I have updated the relationships to show the endgame pairings and referenced the rest of their dalliances in the tags.
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Matchmaker by kid_n_the_hall, magicalsydney (squidishere), magicandmanuscripts (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2024
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Matchmaker a Dramione Socmed and/or text fic
• Single father Draco
•Baker Hermione
•Wrong number
•Friends who probably (definitely) become matchmakers
• A few side characters
•CW/TW to be tagged