Dispatch fics with fun friends and HR violations
The goodness of a man who just want to make his own life a bit easier, instead got these fuckasses to deal with.
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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Like Grandmother, Like Grandson by dibble_dabbles_drabbles
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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"Leaning against the door, he let the dopey, love-sick smile rise to his face once more. Not even the bitter sting of cat rejection could overshadow the giddiness from a team-outing-slash-group-date gone well.
'Herm? Is that you?' He heard. Seemed like one thing could. Suddenly, all of the dry spots Chad had left were instantly wet again."
(or: in which Herman comes home after the bar, and learns rather unexpectedly that he was not the only person in his family familiar with polyamory.)
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It hurts and he’s not even sure why. The feeling of shame – of disappointing – burns hotter in his throat than the liquor in his hand. His life is too good for him, he’s too bad to deserve it. He is, isn’t he?
Robert really needs to stop placing his self-worth in the words of a dead man.Or, Robert self-worth is six feet under on the 16th anniversary of his father’s death now that he’s no longer Mecha Man and no longer having to worry about Shroud, the Z Team is there to comfort him.
Or, or, some consequences of Robert “Robbie” Robertsons shitty parenting
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- Part 2 of Dispatch Z-Team&/Robert
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It made sense that Robert associated touch with something bad and given the way he made comments about his father being the ‘tough love’ type, Flambae was starting to doubt that much of the touch Robert received had ever been positive. How many times had someone laid their hands on Robert and didn’t mean him harm?
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Robert is scared of being touched. Flambae tries to make it a little less scary.
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After catching Waterboy doing some... unexpected activities after work, Robert realizes the newbie might be the most perfect sub in the whole world. Too bad Robert is his boss.
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Soulmates find each other when marks are left behind.
Flambae's fingers got cut off, and his side of the bond flared to life. Sent to prison with a one sided bond and knowing his soulmate is the man who put him there, he's still not sure if he wants to live. But one thing he does know is this bitch in his head is just depressing.
Also known as: Flambae's journey to being somewhat ok, and falling in love with the man in the suit.
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Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.
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A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.
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Robert Robertson cannot die. When a bullet enters his frontal lobe and exits through his occipital, it takes roughly twenty-eight minutes for him to wake up in a puddle of his own blood—the team in hysterics.
Funnily enough, the chromosome mutation that means he cannot feel pain, fatigue, hunger, or fear is a genetic issue entirely unrelated to the generation-skipping powers.
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The first Mecha Man to grace L.A. was titled Mecha Man Prime, being the first in the legacy of non-powered humans to make a difference as a hero. The second Mecha Man named himself Astral and made his debut in L.A. as the leader of a group of heroes.
Robert was supposed to be the third Mecha Man. His father would have wanted that for him, but disappointing his father isn't new to him anyway.
In Robert's defense, he had a very valid crash out after his dad was murdered a decade ago. In his opinion, this leads to his very reasonable agenda of hunting down the man who murdered him. It sucks, because it's his target is beloved by the entire damn State.
L.A.'s third Mecha Man, Elliot Connors.
(OR: Robert Robertson is L.A.'s most wanted supervillain, hunting down the newly retired Mecha Man one dispatch call at a time.)
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Every power has a price. Something that would make you laugh at the irony if it wasn't so damn infuriating. A man with the strength of ten at the height of half of one. A woman with asthma who needs to hold her breath to stay invisible. A walking fireball who can lose his eyebrows to a rogue flame.
So of course when Robert realized he wasn't powerless, he could only laugh at the irony.
An immortal man who wishes he was dead really was the icing on the cake.
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