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Tsukishimasaurus: H onestly what the fuck
Tsukishimasaurus: Yamaguchi what have you done
yamagucci: i thought making a first year chat would be nice
Tsukishimasaurus: I gave you my skype for bussiness purposes only
yamagucci: tsukki late night you were crying over littlefoot's mom on skype for like two hours
Tsukishimasaurus: You don't have any proof of that
yamagucci: i took like twenty screenshots
Tsukishimasaurus: That's not me
yamagucci: tsukki
Tsukishimasaurus: I'm legally dead, you can't prove anything
LittleGiant: what
friendlycrow: what
Tsukishimasaurus: Ignore the previous messages
friendlycrow: i dont think im ever getting over littlefoots mom
Tsukishimasaurus: She gets it
LittleGiant: whos littlefoot??
Tsukishimasaurus has removed LittleGiant from Karasuno First Years!
yamagucci: that wasn't very nice tsukki
Tsukishimasaurus: He knows what he did
yamagucci had added LittleGiant to Karasuno First Years!
LittleGiant: isnt that the dino from the land before time
friendlycrow: yes hinata
LittleGiant: never watched that show
LittleGiant: i was just really into digimon
yamagucci: i always preferred pokemon
LittleGiant: i never really liked pokemon
yamagucci has removed LittleGiant from Karasuno First Years!
yamagucci: negativity isn't needed in this chat
Tsukishimasaurus: That wasn't very nice Yamaguchi
yamagucci: he said he didn't like pokemon
friendlycrow: i have to side with yamaguchi on this one
yamagucci: she gets it
Tsukishimasaurus: Hinata's been added and removed twice, this chat hasn't even existed for an hour
settersoul: what about shouyou
Tsukishimasaurus: Is that your trigger word or something
Tsukishimasaurus: You say 'Hinata' and you just pop up
settersoul: yeah probably
settersoul has added LittleGiant to Karasuno First Years!
settersoul: tjats a really stupid chat name
yamagucci: i named the chat
settersoul: sorry it's a great name
yamagucci: i feel so loved
Tsukishimasaurus: Because you are loved
yamagucci: oh god what did you guys do?
yamagucci: who do i have to help you bury?
Tsukishimasaurus: Hinata
friendlycrow: hinata
settersoul: oikawa
settersoul: oh
settersoul: shouyou**
LittleGiant: WHAT did i do
Tsukishimasaurus: You don't just diss Pokemon
settersoul: wait what did shouyou say about pokemon?
LittleGiant: i said i never really liked it idk
settersoul had removed LittleGiant from Karasuno First Years!
settersoul: you dont just diss pokemon
Tsukishimasaurus: Never thought we'd ever agree on anything
settersoul: maybe all we needed was to rid our lives of shouyou
friendlycrow: my skin is clear, my vision is 20/20, i have straight A's, my crops are thriving
yamagucci: i am getting eight hours of sleep a night, the weather is beautiful, all nations are at peace
settersoul: shouyou is reallyoffended
Tsukishimasaurus: How do you know?
settersoul: he's with me rn
Tsukishimasaurus: Gay
settersoul: choosing to ignore that
friendlycrow: hinata is spamming me i kind of want to block him
friendlycrow: kageyama dont tell him that
settersoul: he read it
friendlycrow: I FEEL BAD FOR JOINING IN HIANTA JMSORRY
settersoul: hes so offended guys i dont like this it stopped being fun
Tsukishimasaurus: Add him back, Lover Boy
settersoul: ...
settersoul has added LittleGiant to Karasuno First Years!
friendlycrow: kagehina confirmed
settersoul: the fucks a kagehina
settersoul: wait
settersoul: yachi waht the fuck
friendlycrow: it wasnt ME it was shimizu senpai
settersoul: shouyou you're back in the chat why are you still reading over my shoulder
settersoul: hes pouting i think we really offended him
friendlycrow: hinata if you stop pouting ill do your english homework
LittleGiant: even the essay?
yamagucci: omfg
friendlycrow: you write it in jap but ill translate ya
LittleGiant: ok whats poppin peeps
LittleGiant: tobio just kicked me
Tsukishimasaurus: I don't really blame him
LittleGiant: mean
yamagucci: tsukki play nice
Tsukishimasaurus: Shut up, Yamaguchi
yamagucci: square the fuck up, tsukki
friendlycrow: irl yamaguchi and online yamaguchi are very different
Tsukishimasaurus: I know, but he doesn't believe me when I tell him though
Tsukishimasaurus: He has no verbal filter online, way too much power
Tsukishimasaurus: I will walk to your room and fucking deck you, Tadashi
friendlycrow: oh crud bringing out the given names
friendlycrow: where is my tea ayyy
friendlycrow: no but tsukishima please dont actually punch yamaguchi ill be really concerned if you do
yamagucci: dw yachi tsukkis all bark and no bite
yamagucci: tsukki LOVES me
yamagucci: like one time, we got into a fight and tsukki got really upset with me, so he pushed me over and then he started crying because i scraped up my palms
friendlycrow: wth thats adorable awe awe
friendlycrow: tsukkiyama awe awe
yamagucci: shimizu senpai need2stop with the ships
friendlycrow: to be fair i came up with tsukkiyama
friendlycrow: she wanted to call you guys 'keidashi'
friendlycrow: its sinful, i know
yamagucci: well it could be worse
yamagucci: tsukki what do you think
Tsukishimasaurus: I'm sorry but just
Tsukishimasaurus: Yamaguchi, the list
yamagucci: what
yamagucci: wait
yamagucci: oh fuck
yamagucci: nono tsukki i know whihc ONE OYU ARE GOING TO US E PLEASE I FOROGT
friendlycrow: WHAT IS HAPPENIGN
yamagucci: THE LSIT
friendlycrow: LIST ??
Tsukishimasaurus: Basically, Yamaguchi and I have been friends since elementary. We've known each other awhile okay
Tsukishimasaurus: We know a ton of embarrassing shit about each other
friendlycrow: omg
Tsukishimasaurus: AND WE MADE A LIST
Tsukishimasaurus: OF THINGS WE CAN N E V E R REVEL
Tsukishimasaurus: AND THE STORY HE JUST TOLD WAS ONE OF THEM
yamagucci: YOU JUST ADDED THAT LIKE AMONTH AGO PLEASE THAT IS MY ICEBREAKER STORY
Tsukishimasaurus: wait WHAT
yamagucci: PLEAES DON'T TELL IK WHICH ONE YOU'RE GONAN USE TSUKKI
friendlycrow: I WANNA HEAR THE STORY
yamagucci: YACHI
Tsukishimasaurus: WE WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
yamagucci: TSUKKI
Tsukishimasaurus: AND YAMAGUCHI LEFT TO USE THE BATHROOM
yamagucci: tsukki if you tell this story i will either die or have to move to france and id ont speak french tsukki please
yamagucci: i cant go to america or every one will ask me if im jackie chan TSUKKI
friendlycrow: yamaguchi jackie chan is chinese
friendlycrow: were japanese??
yamagucci: i see
yamagucci: i'll reiterate, i cant go to america or every one will ask me if im jackie chan
friendlycrow: savage
Tsukishimasaurus: ANYWAYS
yamagucci: T SUKKI
Tsukishimasaurus: He'd been gone for like ten minutes and sensei thought he was trying to just get out of the lesson, so I got sent after to go find him
yamagucci: YACHI PLEAS EDONT EVER TELL ANYONE
friendlycrow: HOW BAD IS IT
Tsukishimasaurus: On a scale from 1-10 I'd say a seven but Yamaguchi would say a nineteen
Tsukishimasaurus: CONTINUING so I get to the bathroom and
yamagucci: it was nice knowing you yachi
friendlycrow: WHAT EVEN AHPPENED SHJSSJSJHSH
Tsukishimasaurus: I found him masturbating in the stalls
yamagucci: good bye friends for i am dead
friendlycrow: YAMAGUCHI OHYMGDO
friendlycrow: i cannot BELIEVE
friendlycrow: honestly of the two of you id see tsukishima being the one to do that
Tsukishimasaurus: What the fuck
friendlycrow: you give off a vibe
Tsukishimasaurus: Whatta mean VIBE
friendlycrow: like idk you pop a boner in class and instead of just letting it do it's thing you wack it in the boys rest room
yamagucci: yachi is straight savage online
friendlycrow: only straight i am tbh
yamagucci: wat
friendlycrow: im like really gay
yamagucci: now i feel even weirder for that like two week crush on you i had
friendlycrow: you werent very good at hiding it
Tsukishimasaurus: yachi is a very different person online
friendlycrow: so ive been told
friendlycrow: where did kageyama and hinata go? i cant believe they missed this meme fuckery
yamagucci: did yachi just curse?
Tsukishimasaurus: I do believe, she did
yamagucci: that's one of the signs of the apocalypse, isn't it?
Tsukishimasaurus: Oh yes, it is, last one in fact, looks like we're all gonna die tomorrow
yamagucci: shame it won't happen sooner
Tsukishimasaurus: Really bothersome, actually
friendlycrow: you guys arent funny
friendlycrow: seriously where did they go?
Tsukishimasaurus: Dunno, they're probably making out or something
friendlycrow: but kageyama and hinata aren't dating?
Tsukishimasaurus: Ah I see
Tsukishimasaurus: So, they're probably making out or something
yamagucci: aha i see, you're saying that they're gay
Tsukishimasaurus: aha yes I am
Tsukishimasaurus: They're very gay for each other, if we're being honest here
yamagucci: tsukki you're one of the gayest people i've ever met
Tsukishimasaurus: Gayer than Yachi?
friendlycrow: ive been in at least two het relationships
Tsukishimasaurus: Why would you ever put yourself through that?
friendlycrow: no idea, worst decision of my life, 0/10 do not recommend
LittleGiant: hello were back
settersoul: idk what were talking about but all i can tell is that heterosexuality isnt welcome here
friendlycrow: its plenty welcome it's just not for me
settersoul: oh looks like yamaguchi is in the clear
yamagucci: i'm bisexual what
settersoul: what
yamagucci: girls are cute i can vouch but boys are pretty as fuck
yamagucci: honestly i struggle day to day
settersoul: id say same except girls are a no go for me
settersoul: and up to a point guys arent either???
yamagucci: oh are you demi?
settersoul: i mean i guess, i never really get into thinknig about people ''''that way'''' until ive form some type of connection with them so
settersoul: demisexual homo-romantic ???
yamagucci: you're oddly calm about coming out
settersoul: i know its weird since this is the first time im telling people besides hinata?? so??
settersoul: but lets not make a big deal about it ahA
LittleGiant: hi im back i was reading themessages we missed
yamagucci: oh no
LittleGiant: first of all
LittleGiant: TOBio im so happy yo ucame out youre amazing im gonna buy you a gallon of milk
settersoul: please
LittleGiant: second
LittleGiant: yamaguchi used to wank in school bathrooms IM
settersoul: WAHT
yamagucci: IT WAS ONE TIME OKAY
yamagucci: oh tsukki went to bed js
yamagucci has sent an image
yamagucci: he's drooling on mee
friendlycrow: tsukkiyamaaaaa
friendlycrow: sorry i fell asleep too, woke up, saw that, and just had to
settersoul: if shouyou is my trigger word, then is tsukkiyama is yachi's
friendlycrow: yes
friendlycrow: going back to bed see you guys at saturday practice !!
friendlycrow: yamaguchi dont masturbate in the stalls ok
yamagucci: i could push tsukki off o f me right now
yamagucci: and push my fuckign desk on top og himm
yamagucci: i could make it look liekan accidetn that moteht fucker
yamagucci: CRYNiG OVER ACCIDENTLY HURTING UR FRIEND ISN T AS BAD AS BEING CAUGHT WIT HUR DICK IN UR HAND BY UR BEST FRIEND OKAY IT JUST SINT FUCK U KEI
settersoul: honestly sometimes yamaguchi scares me
LittleGiant: you look genuinely scared rn omg
LittleGiant: where theheck did he go
yamagucci: i pushed tsukki to the ground and stole his hoodie
Tsukishimasaurus: Yamaguchi, please I'm cold
settersoul: wait why are we gay for having a sleepover when you two are too?
yamagucci: idk cos kagehina
Tsukishimasaurus: I got my hoodie back
Tsukishimasaurus: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW GAY BOY
Tsukishimasaurus: I HAVE LIKE TEN CM ON YOUJNHTRY
settersoul: are they ok
LittleGiant: no idea
Tsuskishimasaurus: IM BENIG CHASESD
yamagucci: i locked hi m in the closet
yamagucci: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE M E NOW GAY BOY
LittleGiant: honestly and they call us dysfunctional
LittleGiant: this is too much im going to bed
settersoul: right behind you what the fuck
yamagucci: i'll tell you guys at practice if i murdered tsukki
settersoul: ya well ifyou end up just murdering his asshole when you guys fuck leave out the detaisl
yamagucci: okay
Tsukishimasaurus: I
Tsukishimasaurus: I am suffering, that's what I am
Tsukishimasaurus: I am tsuffering
LittleGiant has renamed the chat Tsukishima Is Tsuffering
Tsukishimasaurus: Thanks