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Mitchell had just got off from work, and decided he would go and get some shopping since by the time he got back to his and Anders flat it would be time to eat dinner, so he thought about surprising Anders by cooking. He knew Anders loved his cooking. But what would he cook. Maybe spaghetti bolognese and then desert cheesecake followed by an intense make out session. Anders would love that. So it was decided. He popped in the nearest shop and got the ingredients.
20 minutes later Mitchell had got what he needed and headed to the flat. He was just about to open the door to their lounge, when he heard 3 very unfamiliar voices, Axl's voice but no sound of Anders, well from what he could hear.
All Mitchell could gather from what the 3 voices were saying, was that they were going to hurt Anders. No-one touched his Anders. Not after Herrick nearly killing Anders and himself.
Mitchell got so angry, about what the voices were about to do, he dropped the shopping and broke his own door to see and what was going on. He was greeted by 3 startled women, Axl strapped down to a chair with Anders' pink fluffy handcuffs , and Zeb passed out on the sofa.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Mitchell roared
"Mitchell!" Axl yelled "Help! These psycho bitches handcuffed me and drugged Zeb and Anders."
"Shut the fuck up, you little turd!" The first woman shouted. "We've decided we are going to give Anders some pay back, after all the shit he's given us" explained the blonde women,
"Yeah, the prick needed to be dealt with" The second woman said "Anyway who the fuck are you!?"
"I'm Anders' fucking boyfriend, and I couldn't give the slightest fuck who you are, so get the fuck out of my house!"
"And why the fuck should we?" The last women said as she grabbed the nearest knife and pointed it towards Mitchell.
Mitchell decided he would scare the living daylights out of the women by making his eyes go pitch black and showing his fangs. "You should because I could tear all of your throats out!" hissed Mitchell "SO NOW FUCK OFF!"
All three women grabbed their stuff and ran as fast as the legs would let them go. Mitchell went over to Axl and broke the handcuffs, he would get Anders some new ones, "Where the fuck is Anders?"
"Thanks" Axl said when the handcuffs were broke. Axl rubbed his wrists "They took him into the bedroom, he's pretty out..."
Before Axl could finish, Mitchell was already in the bedroom. Axl then went over to see if Zeb was alright.
Mitchell found Anders sprawled out on their bed, covered in black marker pen and from what he was guessing Anders was incredibly high and mumbling some crap he couldn't quite make out.
"Anders!" Mitchell ran over to the bed and cupped Anders' head in his hands. "Hey you"
Anders looked up "Hey you sexy motherfkdifbd" Anders giggled, he tried to talk but he was too out of it to make a coherent sentence.
"What on earth have you been getting into while I've been at work?" Mitchell smiled.
"dhsjaksalvsnsk" Anders giggled again. Mitchell had no idea on Norse Gods earth what Anders had said but it made him laugh.
Axl then poked he head round the door. "I'm going to take Zeb home. He's pretty out of it"
Mitchell turn his head "You going to be alright getting him home?"
Anders then giggled.
Axl looked over to Anders and laughed "Yeah I'll be alright, my car is out front"
"Alright then" Mitchell replied "I want to know the full story but let's leave it till tomorrow, I'm exhausted and I can't be bothered with it now. See you in the morning"
"Night Mitch" And with that Axl and Zeb were gone.
Mitchell looked back round to Anders, he was now passed out and dribbling from the side of his mouth, "So what am I going to do with you" he laughed. "Guess I'm going to have to get this shit of you before I do anything else" Mitchell went to the bathroom and got a towel and some water, then started rubbing the writing off Anders forehead. Mitchell couldn't help but laugh at what some of the things said, but at the same time he was still angry for what those women did. He couldn't imagine what Anders had done to piss them off. But it would have to wait till morning.