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“No, Blaine.”
Kurt crosses his arms.
“But-
“No, Blaine!”
Blaine opens his eyes a little wider.
“Rock candy, Kurt.”
“Empty calories, Blaine.” Kurt will not be swayed. “There are some lovely raspberry truffles over there. And some with vanilla cream. You like vanilla cream!”
Blaine sighs, glances around the store. “I didn’t want to have to do this, but-“ He flings his arms around Kurt’s neck and kisses him firmly on the mouth. Before Kurt can register what’s going on, Blaine’s tongue brushes against his. Kurt stumbles backward into the display in surprise.
Packages of rock candy rain onto the floor with the crackling sound of sweets being broken in two.
Kurt opens his mouth to ask Blaine what the hell he thought he was doing, but Blaine is too quick for him. He’s tapping the nearest employee on the shoulder and saying, “-so sorry, he’s not usually that clumsy. Of course, we’ll pay for the damaged goods, it’d be inexcusable not to.”
With that, Blaine scoops up the candy and dashes to the register.
Kurt grits his teeth.