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The upstairs private room of the Three Broomsticks hummed with magic and purpose. Candles floated lazily overhead while a long table was covered in parchment, quills, and several enchanted cameras that hummed softly, testing different angles and lighting charms.
Hermione Granger stood at the head of the table, looking every bit the organised leader she had become. “The St. Mungo’s Children’s Wing is still short nearly forty thousand Galleons for the new ward expansion. Traditional fundraisers aren’t enough. We need something bold. Something that will sell.”
Ginny Weasley smirked, spinning an enchanted recording orb between her fingers. “We’re going to make high-quality erotic videos and photo sets. Premium content. Different categories, different scenes, different witches. And we’re going to sell them discreetly through a private magical network. All proceeds go straight to charity.”
Luna Lovegood nodded dreamily. “People are already desperate for new material since the war. Repressed desires make excellent Wrackspurts.”
Fleur Delacour leaned forward, her Veela charm making the air itself feel warmer. “We will film everything professionally. Multiple angles. High-quality sound. Special charms for lighting, lubrication, stamina, and privacy. The final products will be sold as enchanted crystal orbs and enchanted photo albums that move and react when touched.”
The other witches — Padma Patil, Angelina Johnson, Cho Chang, and a few more — murmured in agreement, already excited at the possibilities.
Hermione continued, “We need one primary male performer. Someone attractive, magically strong, and — most importantly — fully willing. He’ll be the consistent lead across multiple videos, paired with different witches in different categories."
Ginny grinned. “And I know the perfect person.”
Harry Potter stepped out of the Floo a short while later, brushing soot from his shoulders. The moment he saw the group of witches and the array of professional-looking cameras and orbs floating around the room, he knew this wasn’t a normal meeting.
“Evening,” he said cautiously, green eyes scanning the room. “Ginny said it was urgent. What’s going on?”
Hermione took the lead, explaining the fundraiser in clear, business-like terms. When she reached the part about creating and selling erotic videos and images, Harry’s eyebrows shot up.
“You want to film me… having sex with multiple witches… and sell the videos?” he asked, half incredulous, half intrigued.
“Not just sex,” Ginny corrected with a wicked smile. “High-end, fantasy content. Different kinks and scenarios based on what people vote for. One main male lead — you — across the whole series. We’ll handle the filming, editing, distribution, and all the legal and magical protections. You get a very generous share of the profits on top of the charity portion, and full veto power on anything you’re not comfortable with.”
Luna tilted her head. “We think you’d look very nice on camera, Harry. Especially when you’re flushed and breathing hard.”
Fleur added smoothly, “And you have excellent… endurance. We all remember how long you lasted during the war.”
Harry let out a startled laugh, running a hand through his messy black hair. A faint blush had crept up his neck, but he didn’t look away. He met their eyes one by one.
“So this is real,” he said slowly. “You’re all serious about turning me into your charity porn star?”
“Pretty much,” Ginny confirmed. “Consensual. Safe. Extremely well paid. And for a good cause.”
The room fell quiet as the witches waited for his answer.
Harry was silent for a long moment, clearly thinking it through. Finally, he exhaled and gave a small, almost shy smirk.
“…Alright. I’m in.”
A wave of excited energy swept through the room. Hermione’s shoulders relaxed in visible relief while Ginny looked positively delighted.
“Brilliant,” Hermione said. “We’ll send over the full contract, schedule, and list of possible categories tomorrow. For now, go home and rest."
As Harry stepped back into the green flames to return to Grimmauld Place, he could already hear the witches behind him eagerly discussing camera angles, lighting spells, and exactly what they wanted to do to him on film.
This fundraiser was going to be far more interesting than anyone outside this room could possibly imagine.
It's simple; for each category name 3 characters you wish to vote for and how many points your assigning, 3 points, 2 points and 1 point. These will be added to the tally and determine the winner of each category!
Example – Ginny 3, Hermione 2, Cho 1
This will give Ginny 3 points, Hermione 2 points and Cho 1 point. If this is confusing at all, please feel free to ask for clarification! While you don't have to vote in every category, all 6 points must be dished out in categories you do vote in.
Each character can only win two categories before being ineligible for further victories. All female characters are valid options.
The first four categories are:
Best Breasts
Best Ass
Best Pussy
Best Oral