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#MLHliveblog
@RozGirlie81: Yeeesss, they’ve got Roz mic’ed up for the Ottawa/Montreal game! Epic Hayden Pike chirps incoming! #MLHliveblog
@BostonFanBoy: They needed to do something to keep the game entertaining now that Roz is on the worst team in the league, I guess
@RozGirlie81: “That’s what your mom said last night” not your best work, Roz. If I’m going to make a compilation, we need better material than that! #MLHliveblog
@PucksOnIce: Annnddd Comeau is in the penalty box, you love to see it #MLHliveblog
@RozGirlie81: “Ice is slippery” come on, not that one again #MLHliveblog
@PucksOnIce: Did… did Roz just ask Pike how he likes his steaks cooked? Is that a chirp? I don’t understand #MLHliveblog
@MontrealWinsMoreCups: Are these refs taking a nap? That was so obviously high sticking #MLHliveblog
@TheCensStillSuck: Classic Tanner Dillon faceplant, LOL #MLHliveblog
@MontrealWinsMoreCups: Fuck yes, goal for Montreal!!!! #MLHliveblog
@TheCensStillSuck: Good for them, they took that candy from a baby
@RozGirlie81: What did Roz and Holzy just say to each other at the face-off? What language is that? #MLHliveblog
@PucksOnIce: Russian, obviously
@BostonFanBoy: Wait a minute for the subtitles to catch up, they’ll translate it
@RozGirlie81: Okay, the translation just caught up and it says “I friend you” “go away” That can’t be right, it doesn’t even make sense #MLHliveblog
@HocketteChirps: Uh, hey, not a Russia speaker but I did learn the curse words during my misspent youth. Holzy definitely told Roz to fuck off. They probably didn’t want to put that in the subtitles of the broadcast
@TheCensStillSuck: Holzy knows how to say “fuck off” in Russian? WTF? Did he learn that just to chirp it at Roz?
@PucksOnIce: Honestly, #RivalGoals
@RozGirlie81: @HocketteChirps What did Roz say to Holzy?
@HocketteChirps: @RozGirlie81 No idea, it wasn’t a curse word
@BearlyAHockeyFan: Actual Russia speaker here. Roz said “I love you”
@MontrealWinsMoreCups: LOL, what? Guess you can lie about anything on the internet. Can we get someone else to translate it?
@OnlyAGoalieFan: Second generation immigrant, and it’s true, Roz said “I love you.” I don’t know a lot of Russian, but I’ve got that much.
@RozGirlie81: “I love you” “Fuck off” ? I’m not sure if this makes more or less sense than the official translation
@PucksOnIce: Roz has told his whole team he loves them before, is it really shocking?
@RozGirlie81: Okay, he said it to his team, not the captain of a rival team he was actively playing a game against???
@TheCensStillSuck: Probably meant “I love you” in a hockey sense. The stats don’t lie, those two guys LOVE playing hockey against each other
@BostonFanBoy: It’s male friendship humor. You know, so you can be affectionate but not TOO affectionate. I think they’re buddies
@PucksOnIce: Roz and Holzy friendship reveal?
@HattieWithABagOfChips: Is anyone still talking about the hockey game in this hashtag? #MLHliveblog
@PenaltyBoxPrincess: The Russian, tho? Was Roz expecting Holzy to understand that? #MLHliveblog
@PucksOnIce: I mean, he did, right? He didn’t seem confused or anything. That Russian “fuck off” rolled right off his tongue
@RozGirlie81: You guys, I made a thing: [image of face-off with the subtitles “I love you.” “Fuck off.”] #MLHliveblog
@PucksOnIce: LMAO, sending it to my husband
@PenaltyBoxPrincess: Aww, it is kind of romantic
@MontrealWinsMoreCups: In what world is “fuck off” romantic???
@HattieWithABagOfChips: Montreal just scored, for anyone who still, you know. Cares about the game. #MLHliveblog
@TheCensStillSuck: Holy shit, for anyone not watching the MLH news: [Image of face-off with the subtitles “I love you” “Troy Barrett is being traded to Ottawa”] #MLHliveblog
@CellyAficionado: The fuck? I just woke up and this is how I’m finding out about the Barrett trade?