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Okay, Girls, Let's Rock The House! (Fem!Motley Crue)

Summary:

"And to think we did all of this to rock!"

Being friends with fem!Motley Crue headcanons!

Notes:

This one is long and rambley, and bounces back and forth in the timeline. I got excited lol. Also, this if the first time I have every made these types of headcanons, so bare with me!

In cause I missed some stuff in the tags: warnings for suggestive talk/NSFW implications, drugs/overdose mention, death mention (Razzle’s death), stripping (Girls Girls Girls music video), pregnancy, friends with benefits, and everything else that comes with Motley Crue. Reader insert is GN, fem!Vince is referred to as Vienna, fem!Nikki is referred to as Nikita, fem!Mick is referred to as Mickelle, and fem!Tommy is referred to as Tammy. None of these should be taken seriously; these headcanons were just made for fun. If you are uncomfortable with bandom stuff, DON’T READ.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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  • To no one’s surprise, they are already ten times more mature then actual Crue 

 

  • Mainly because Mickelle is a mom of three already by the time she joins the band 

 

  • And Vienna has her own kids (twin girls) not long after the band started to kick off  

 

  • Therefore, Mickelle and Vienna are the mom friends 

 

  • Though Mickelle is the more MOM mom friend since she has more experience  

 

  • Also the two of them are a lot closer than their male counterparts because Mickelle helped Vieanna out a lot while she was pregnant 

 

  • Not that Nikita and Tammy didn’t, but they had NO IDEA what they were doing 

 

  • Mickelle provided comfort support while the terror twins provided party support  

 

  • Anyway, they are YOUR biggest supporters, to put it simply!  

 

  • It doesn’t matter if you are in the band or not, they will always be there for you to help you out, no matter how busy they are  

 

  • Romance, job opportunities, drama, you name it! They are in your corner! 

 

  • Hanging out with them gets you swearing like a sailor with how bad mouthed these girls are 

 

  • Tammy is pouty over the fact that she’s still the baby of the group because you are a few months older than her  

 

  • She’s always tryna act older than she actually is 

 

  • Nikita makes fun of her for it  

 

  • If you are someone who likes tattoos, Nikita and Tammy are definitely taking you out to get your first one if you don’t have one already 

 

  • And then they are taking you out to get matching ones with them! 

 

  • MULTIPLE times! 

 

  • Nikita’s given you drunk kissing lessons once 

 

  • If you are in the band as their rhyme guitarist, a lot of your time in the studio is spent practicing and testing out chords with Mickelle so you guys can get the tune you're going for 

 

  • But even if you aren’t in the band, with how close you guys are, you end up getting dragged to a LOT of parties! 

 

  • If there is a karaoke machine present, Vienna is taking it over 

 

  • And she is 100% drag you and the rest of the girls into a group song before the end of the night 

 

  • Mickelle isn’t as fussy with her looks as the other girls are, but she likes wearing black lipstick 

 

  • Particularly black lipstick! 

 

  • And though she’s not the most physically affectionate, she does give gentle forehead kisses when she’s with you or the girls alone to comfort you when you are upset 

 

  • This means sometimes you're walking around with a big ol’ black lipstick print on your forehead  

 

  • POSSIBLY other places if your relationship turned romantic relationship at some point/long term 

 

  • When the girls are doing Girls Girls Girls in ‘87, they are very insistent that YOU help them out  

 

  • They never told you that you were gonna be in the music video until you find yourself at a strip joint 

 

  • STRIPPER CRUE STRIPER CRUE STRIPER CRUE 

 

  • They are up on the pole in hot outfits and giving it their all 

 

  • They made the decision to dance alongside the dances to make sure the music video did not accidently give the wrong message  

 

  • They felt like them just performing and watching the strippers made it come off as if they were better than them and they did not want that with all the stigma in the scene about the industry already  

 

  • So you get to get your stripper on and have fun! 

 

  • The workers were really nice and taught you moves you could do 

 

  • Mickelle took the longest to convince because she was self-conscious with how her body looked  

 

  • But after some loving hyping up from you and the girls, she agreed 

 

  • The result is the iconic shot of her in pretty black lingre playing the legendary guitar solo 

 

  • If you have a bigger/round body type, they are always making sure you feel confident in yourself, but also that you feel safe 

 

  • They immediately pick up when you are uncomfortable and are getting you out of there so you can all go back to have one of your houses to have a girl's night there 

 

  • Tammy takes it upon herself to wear clothing she knows you feel more comfortable in when you guys go out partying so you don’t feel self-conscious about sticking out  

 

  • If you are masc/male presenting and love going around in makeup, they are ALWAYS hyping you up  

 

  • They know people are already giving you shit for it and want you to know that they are on your side 100% 

 

  • Honestly, they’d think that you are more creative with how you do makeup and frequently ask if you can do theirs! 

 

  • That’s about the only time Mickelle can be convinced to wear makeup that isn’t strictly black  

 

  • Terror Twins are ready to throw down and make men regret their existence the minute you get called a homophobic slur  

 

  • Speaking of homo, the girls were NEVER secretive of the fact that they are lady lovers 

 

  • They thought it was absolutely hilarious that people were getting pissed over the fact that Girls Girls Girls is a gay song  

 

  • “Yeah, no shit, dick” 

 

  • Nikita’s making a comment of “actually listen to our lyrics, pussy” 

 

  • You take it upon yourself to get her a swear jar when she gets pregnant with Gunner  

 

  • All for you are absolute SUCKERS for pregnant Nikita 

 

  • She’s just so whiny and pouty and round, how could you not be? 

 

  • Nikita is getting her ice cream at 3AM or else she will make everyone’s day HELL the next morning 

 

  • Her karma is dealing with all of your clinginess

 

  •  You especially, because you are just so proud of her and want her to be happy 

 

  • Mainly because you were present at the party the night she had her overdoes in ‘87 

 

  • You had to be one of the people to attempt CPR on her before the paramedics got there 

 

  • Nikita had woken up to you curled up in the hospital bed beside her asleep with your cheeks stained with tears when she regained consciousness  

 

  • She was honestly very touched and emotional about it because she knows how much hate hospitals  

 

  • Cause unfortunately, this was not your first redo at all 

 

  • When Razzle died in ‘84, you had never viewed hospitals in the same light again 

 

  • Everyone was struggling to process and deal with what had happened, and you took it upon yourself to be Vienna’s rock through it all 

 

  • For almost a year, you stayed over at her house, sleeping in bed with her and comforting her when she woke up from nightmares 

 

  • Vienna was CONSUMED by guilt 

 

  • Because of her kids, she’d never gotten behind the wheel to go to the liquor store 

 

  • Her and Razzle had walked, but the accident would have still happened because of a fan that offered to drive them the rest of the way back  

 

  • Vienna had been iffy on it, but relented when Razzle said it would be fine 

 

  • Neither of them had realized that the driver was drunk until it was too late 

 

  • Vienna had been trying to get the driver to pull over and let them out when the crash happened 

 

  • She blames herself because she feels that if she hadn’t agreed to get into the car and had just insisted on walking the rest of the way like planned, Razzle would still be alive  

 

  • She was a mess for a long while, and didn’t start properly healing until a worried you ended calling Michael to talk to her  

 

  • The only good side of the whole situation was that Motley Crue and Hanoi Rocks managed to keep a good relationship 

 

  • You are pretty sure that Nikita and Andy had SOMETHING going on, but both deny it and even if they did, it obviously didn’t last long because of how they both are  

 

  • During that period, you did a lot to help Vienna take care of her daughters, who were barely a year old when the incident happened  

 

  • You fed them, bathed them, played with them, everything of the like 

 

  • Because of that, the twins jokingly call you “Mama” when they are older 

 

  • You adore it  

 

  • You yourself (along with the other girls) will call Mickelle “Mom” from time to time, so you don’t mind it at all 

 

  • The girls are very protective over their fans, especially the younger girl ones 

 

  • There are several incidences where Nikita has jumped into the audience mid-performance to deck a creep that got too handsy 

 

  • As much as Tammy loves titties, she is always making speeches about “if someone asks to see your titts, kick them in the dick!” 

 

  • Or a personal favorite... 

 

  • “FUCK NO, SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!” 

 

  • On the topic of titties, there was one time where you were all drunk and ended up spraying whip cream on your breasts 

 

  • It was a new kind you never tried before and Vienna said you all should taste test to see if it was any good 

 

  • Let’s just say that Nikita gave a 10/10 review because of the “extra flavor” 

 

  • You totally DID NOT have to wash several marks of different shades of lipstick away from certain places, shhhhh 

Notes:

I already have an urge to write a part two revolving around modern fem!Crue... uh oh lol.

Thanks for reading! I would love to hear your thoughts!