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Luffy stretches his neck, Rolling it around to try and loosen the strain. Why were they still in class. This was dumb, PE probably already started and he wasn’t there. Ms whatever her name is is rambling about something but he’s been half unconscious for half of it.
When was this gonna be over. Wasn’t it like illegal to keep them here for longer than the classes duration.
Where’d he put his phone. He’s gonna order some Popeyes. He’d done it a few times before and he’d gotten in trouble cause quote on quote the school wasn’t his house and if he wanted to order anything he’d have to wait until he went home.
That’s retarded though. Why wait till he got home when he could just eat right then.
He presses a couple buttons on his phone and selects a bunch of items on the menu. He didn’t need to know what he was ordering. Everything in Popeyes was delicious, even the condiments.
He puts his phone down on the desk then yawns loudly. Damnnnnnn~ This was so boring. A couple students looked at him knowingly. Most of the class was bored too but they quickly snapped their head back straight when Ms whatever her name is said something.
Kay, he’s done being awake. One of his friends’ll just wake him up when the dumb teacher was done talking.
He felt a heavy blow to his shoulder. Who was hitting him. He pulls his head up, ready to tell the person off but in his hazed eyes he sees a tall giant man who about covers his view. The man had green hair so Luffy just sighed and raised his hands.
Zoro picked him up and piggy backed him. This way he could keep relaxing and he wouldn’t have to move at all.
They started doing this back in elementary school. Zoro was always taller than him so Luffy put it use. Use meaning he made the guy carry him around whenever he was feeling tired or just wasn’t feeling it.
“Luffy were you even paying attention at all during that class.” Ussop asks with a dramatic expression. His eyes were cheeky like he wasn’t telling Luffy something or like Luffy has missed out on something super cool.
“What happened!” Luffy asks picking his head up from Zoros back.
“Now that you’re fine again, Get The Hell Of My Back You Lazy Bum!” Zoro yells, pushing the raven off his back.
“Don’t be so stingy Zoro. You have enough back to fit a whole zoo on.” Luffy says puffing his cheeks out. He wanted to kick the guy straight in his shins but then he remembers he had a delivery.
He bounces himself off the cold white floor. “Cya two later. Tell the others I’ll be at our next period in a bit. Gotta go get my delivery.” Luffy yells out running out the door leaving his two friends dumbfounded as they usually are with Luffy.
Wait…did he order food to the school again. The two look at each other at the same time then just sigh. Fuck it. If he gets in trouble again then that’s his fault.
Luffy rushes down the halls and stairs, swerving his agile body through the various students who were trying to get to class.
It was just third period right about now right? Damn, he totally missed PE. Stupid teacher. Well his Popeyes should cure him. Luffy jumps down one final flight of stairs. Finally. He made it to the main floor.
He races to the main entrance. Hopefully no jackass decided they were hungry and saw Luffy’s food.
Luffy pushes his head straight for the door leading to the front desk. Smashing his hard head into the door was always the best way to tell the front desk lady that she should prepare her speech of why Luffy shouldn’t order his food to the school.
He just blurs her out and dashes for his food. His saliva runs wild as he chows down on the chicken. “Sooooooooo goooooooood~” Luffy coos stuffing his face full of the fried greasy goodness.
The front desk lady doesn’t even try to protest, she just leans back in her chair and sighs exasperated. “Luffy go to your third period class and take your food with you.”
Finally this lady was talking some sense. He grabs his bags and skips off to glass doors that led back into the school. The main entrance door swings open and a man with a huge long mustache comes in. He walked over to the front desk lady, “Where should we go ma’am. We have all our items ready.”
She snaps at Luffy who was just about to walk away, “Hey Luffy, come here and guide this people to your class.” She looks back at the men, “Once you’re done there go to every classroom and do the same thing.”
“Alright, thank you ma’am.”
“No, thank you”, the front desk lady says not looking up from her stack of work. What do front desk workers at schools even do. Just grab a bunch of papers and put them on their desk to make them look important and busy.
What was she talking about, Luffy thought as he walked out the door. The men followed behind him carrying heavy looking thingies. At least he thinks the thingies are heavy. The guys are huffing and puffing like they just ran a mile.
“So what is that thing.” I ask as I chew on a bone. The juices of the brown stuff inside the bone flooded by taste buds. Yummmah~ The men don’t answer so the mustache man who isn’t doing anything answers, “It’s for your test.”
Damn it, when were we doing a test. Science was his worst subject probably only second to math. Ugh, just thinking about it was making the yummy food taste bad. “Well I don’t wanna do it so I’ll just sleep.” Luffy says matter of factly.
This was exactly what he always did when he had tests. His grades and GPA reflected just that.
“You must take it. It’s now state law.”
Ugh, screw the state he’s not taking it. Luffy guides them to his class. By the time he gets there he had engulfed all his Popeyes. All the students were looking at him and the weird men. Murmurs were going around the class.
The mustache man comes to the front of the class. “Hello students. Today you will be taking your Secondary Gender Examination.”
The fuck is this guy talking about, all the students thought.
To Be Continued…