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You know. I kinda wanna dye my hair,” Bloom said out of the blue. The Crew had all been hanging out a Divided’s house during the holidays. “Huh? Why would you wanna do that?” Dyso questioned the random statement. They had just been chilling and discussing everything and nothing, so he had no clue where that statement had come from. Bloom shrugged, “Just wanna. Don’t really have a reason.”
“What colour?” Taboo asked.
“Well, I don’t know yet. I’m still thinking but I kinda wanna do like a white or something. Or a pastel or something. I dunno,” Bloom shrugged. He had no clue what colour he wanted to dye his hair. Just that he wanted to dye it. “You could dye it Black,” Divided suggested gleefully. Match with the rest of cool people.”
“Hey!” Dyso protested being one of the few members in the Crew without darkly coloured hair. “Also Bloom, you should definitely go White. You could look like Gojo.”
“Aww is this your way of telling me I’m awesome and handsome like Gojo Satouro,” Bloom grinned.
“No. That’s why I said look like and not act like,” Dyso snarked adding in a “Dumbass,” At the end of his sentence like an afterthought.
“Rude much,” Bloom pouted. Or at least tried to it was ruined by the smile on his face.
“You should 100% go White. Hey! We could even dye your hair for you!” Bugzby grinned.
“Yeah no. I don’t trust any of you Fucks with my hair. Well maybe Lotte but she’s not here.”
“You’d trust Lotte with your hair but not us,” Fade fake protested. He also wouldn’t trust them with his hair.
“Obviously,” Bloom grinned. He loved his friends but letting him dye his hair would not go well. At all. They could barely even bake without flour ending up on the roof. No way in hell would Bloom trust them dying his hair. “Maybe we could go to the hairdressers tomorrow and talk to them about it,” Divided popped up.
“Yeah. You’d probably wanna see if it’s even possible before deciding, especially if you wanna go permeant,” Issaram said dropping this insane knowledge on the Crew.
“Oh. Yeah that’s probably a good idea,” Bloom agreed. He hadn’t thought about that. “Well. At least we got plans for tomorrow now.”
“Yeah! Now what do we do for the night?” Taboo cheered.
“Let’s build a pillow fort,” Dyso grinned.
“Yeah!” Bugzby agreed quickly. Now they just need to collect a whole bunch of blankets and build this fort.
And that’s what The Crew procced to do for the rest of night. Late a night when only Dyso and Taboo were still awake they were quietly playing board games while the others snored around them. “How do you think Bloom will look with White hair?” Dyso asked in the quiet of the night.
“I think it’ll look sick,” Taboo replied, also keeping his voice low as to not disturbed the sleeping bodies surrounding them.
“Yeah I do too,” Dyso agreed, “I hope it turns out how he wants. Nothing worse than not being happy with how a dye job turns out.”
“Have you dyed your hair before?” Taboo asked to which Dyso nodded.
“Mhm. A couple times. Never really stuck though. I’ve tried uhh Blue, purple, yellow, black, brown, a darker brown. And I’ve tried pink, purple and red.”
“Damn. That’s a lot of colours, dude,” Taboo said. He didn’t even know Dyso had dyed his hair once, let alone so many times. Dyso merely hummed and placed down a +4. “Wha-Fuck you!” Taboo whisper yelled to which Dyso began laughing. In an attempt to stop himself from waking the others up he held a hand over his to muffle the giggles.
Unfortunately, laughter is infectious, especially when you’re with some of your closest friends and it wasn’t long until Taboo found himself in the same position. Gesturing frantically towards the door the duo tried to careful climb over all the unconscious bodies to make it outside. A place they could freely laugh without the risk of waking anyone up.
“Ughm?” Divided mumbled as Dyso stepped over his arm almost setting the duo back into uncontrollable laughter again. “Hurry up. Let’s go,” Dyso frantically urges through suppressed giggles as Taboo fights to escape to pillow fortress. “I’m trying,” Taboo whispers, face red from held back laughter. They had to hurry because neither of them would last much longer without waking the others.
The duo finally made it to the door. And with nothing short of a miracle made it without waking any of their sleeping friends. That and most of the group were deep sleepers apart from taboo and Dyso themselves. And maybe Divided.
“Oh my God,” Dyso laughed, finally able to freely make sound and let go. His face was already red from holding back his laughter and letting it all out brought some colour back to it. “That was- Holy shit. None of that should’ve been so funny,” Taboo forced out through his howling laughter.
After a few minutes of uncontrollable laughter from the duo, they finally began to calm down. Dyso rubbed the tears out of his eyes and began to take deep breaths in trying to regain air. “God. That was- That was funnier then it should’ve been,” Taboo panted out still catching his breath. “Yeah it really shouldn’t have been,” Dyso agreed slightly calmer then Taboo, “Should we head back in now? You good?”
“Yeah,” Taboo sighed, the dopamine rush beginning to calm down, “Let’s go back inside. We should try get some sleep before meeting Lotte and going to the shops tomorrow.” Dyso nodded and began heading back inside holding open the door until Taboo was in front of him.
The two made it back to the pillow fort where they saw the abandoned game of cards and the sleeping group. “Let’s just leave it. We can clean up later. Or make Bloom do it,” Dyso snickered sitting down int the entrance of the fort. He didn’t want to go navigating through that field of people again. Taboo nodded in agreement and sat opposite Dyso, leaning back again one of the couches used as the forts base. “Imma try sleep now. Night Dyso,” Taboo whispered closing his eyes. “Night Taboo,” Dyso whispered back. Tonight’s adventure was fun, but they had a bigger one tomorrow. This time with the whole group instead of two people giggling like school kids. And with that final thought bringing a smile to Dyso’s face he closed his eyes and began to snore slowly.
-Pw