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Rocket and Goobie Snoobert were in a very loving marriage. Despite it’s long distance, they were as close as husbands could be.
They always shared their toys, their cute nap pics, and slept around the same time. Rocket, however, did not share his food. Gooby didn’t like that.
“MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.” Gooby said angrily, after finally having enough of Rockets tom foolery.
(WHY WONT YOU SHARE WITH ME)
“MAWWW MEOW MOW.” Rocket shouted back in protest.
(BECAUSEEEE IM BIG.)
“MAOW. MEOW. MAOW.”
(ROCKET YOU SUCK)
“maowww. meow meow meow.” Rocket said sadly.
(Noo, I’m sorry.)
“Maow..meow maow.”
(It’s ok, I forgive you.)
“Maow meow meow maow mew.”
(I love you my husband.)
“Maow meow meow mew mew.”
(I love you too.)
And then they both fell asleep,because they’re big obese chuds.